Postal III/Achievements
Postal III achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
35
Rarest
3.8%
Ultra rare (<5%)
15
Avg. completion
11%
1
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
3.8%
2
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
3.8%
3
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
3.9%
4
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
3.9%
5
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
4.0%
6
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
4.0%
7
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
4.0%
8
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
4.1%
9
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
4.1%
10
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
4.2%
11
CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
4.3%
12
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
4.4%
13
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
4.5%
14
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
4.6%
15
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
4.9%
16
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
5.0%
17
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
5.5%
18
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
5.5%
19
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
5.9%
20
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
6.5%
21
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
7.3%
22
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
7.9%
23
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
7.9%
24
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
8.0%
25
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
8.6%
26
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
8.7%
27
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
11%
28
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
12%
29
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
12%
30
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
14%
31
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
17%
32
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
19%
33
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
30%
34
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
60%
35
EMO
Injure yourself.
68%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Postal III, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Postal III.