Death and Taxes/Achievements
Death and Taxes achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
60
Rarest
0.8%
Ultra rare (<5%)
12
Avg. completion
21%
1
Ears of Steel
Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories
0.8%
2
Phastmatological Zoologist
Collect all Desk Spirits
1.0%
3
Posthumous Spiritualism
Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den
1.0%
4
Rulebenderhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.1%
5
Infinitarium
Get all endings
1.5%
6
EGGhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.6%
7
Non Sequitur
Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
1.8%
8
Squeaky Clean
Use the Eraser 10 times
2.0%
9
Darwin Awardhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.2%
10
The Great Dyinghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.5%
11
Demon Hunter
Find the Immortal
3.8%
12
Development Hellhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.8%
13
Fate's Pethidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.3%
14
Armageddonhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.3%
15
Mirror Lover
Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
5.6%
16
Yarr!
Visit Mortimer every day
6.2%
17
Two-Face
Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
7.1%
18
Total Warhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.6%
19
Pineapple Lover
Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
7.8%
20
Stonkshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.9%
21
Cure Cancerhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.3%
22
Booty Obsession
Buy all the items from the Shop
9.4%
23
Necropimp
Hold over 5000 darksouls
11%
24
Yot
Press the Discord button
11%
25
Desk Jockey
Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
12%
26
Much Lovehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
27
What does the cactus say?
Get the cactus to meow
12%
28
Long Live The Kinghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
29
Let It RIP
Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
14%
30
R.I.P. Fashion
Collect all clothes and visages
15%
31
Treehuggerhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
15%
32
Utopiahidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
17%
33
Insubordinatehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
17%
34
Back To The Rootshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
18%
35
Feline Fury
Pissed off the boss' cat
18%
36
Misery Guts
Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
18%
37
Ouroboroshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
19%
38
Classical
Change your look to regular skull and cape
19%
39
Goodest Endinghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
20%
40
Plague Doctorhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
20%
41
Global Warminghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
21%
42
Talemaster
Spin a good story for Mortimer
21%
43
Meat Your Unmaker
Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
23%
44
To Be Or Not To Be
Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
24%
45
KILLDOZER 9000
Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
27%
46
Pineapple Hater
Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
28%
47
War Changeshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
30%
48
I Scream
Say that you like ice-cream
31%
49
I'll Be Backhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
32%
50
The Sacrificehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
33%
51
Begin Again
Start a New Game+
39%
52
Lifegiver
Spare everyone on a single day
45%
53
Balancer
Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
46%
54
Deathbringer
Doom everyone on a single day
50%
55
Benefactorhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
55%
56
This Is Finehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
59%
57
Oink
Chunk up the Oink Bank
60%
58
Curious Grim
Asked all questions in first lore Hub
67%
59
Make It Rain
Get a raise
75%
60
Lemonshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
97%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Death and Taxes, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Death and Taxes.