High On Life/Achievements

Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
44
Rarest
1.1%
Ultra rare (<5%)
15
Avg. completion
27%

Harper? I Barely Know Her!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Porch Piratehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Cardboredhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Mods Please Ban
Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums.

See Salthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

That's B.A.L.L., Folkshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

It's Like The Santa Clausehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Luglox Genocide
Find and open every Luglox chest.

Give Away All Your Moneyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Meet Frasier from Frasierhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Playing Card To Get
Collect every trading card in the game.

Seeing All The Sights
Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.

Epic Legendary Prize
Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.

Fall In Love With A Parasitehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

A Starfish is Born
Watch Globo's rise to fame.

Mux Ado About Shippinghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

We Came, We Chainsaw, We Conqueredhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Bathe With A Giant Nude Alienhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Sequel-Baithidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Playing Favoriteshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Gunning For Your Job
Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.

We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie In Here
Discover the movie theater.

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood
Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Carried Stan's Load To Completionhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Legendary Bounty Hunter
Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.

Series Wrap on Suit-O
Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Lezduit!
Obtain Lezduit.

Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Self-Actualization
Defeat Nipulon.

Hardest Battle In The Game
Defeat Dr. Giblets.

RIP Davey Glutes
Obtain the Mag-Boots.

Who's The Boss?
Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

Creature Feature
Obtain Creature.

Are You Packin'?
Obtain the Jetpack.

Eye Scream, You Scream
Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.

G3 Graduation
Defeat Douglas.

Sweezy Like Sunday Morning
Obtain Sweezy.

Cold-Blooded Driller
Defeat Krubis.

Satisfied Gus-tomer
Obtain Gus.

Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

Fallout Doesn't Let You Do This
Kill Slumsley.

We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.

First Bounty Down
Defeat 9-Torg.

Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight
Obtain Knifey.
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own High On Life, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for High On Life.