Surgeon Simulator/Achievements
Surgeon Simulator achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
123
Rarest
0.9%
Ultra rare (<5%)
77
Avg. completion
7.6%
1
A Small Loan From My Father
Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
0.9%
2
A++ is Trumperific
Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
1.0%
3
Right Tools At The Right Time
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
1.2%
4
The Speed Of A Neuron
Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
1.2%
5
Blinding Speed Surgery
Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
1.2%
6
Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum
Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
1.2%
7
I Can See For Miles... Per Hour
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
1.2%
8
At Worst, You're Now Colourblind
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
1.2%
9
Not The Time Or Place For Precision
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
1.2%
10
Eye Of The Space Storm
Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
1.2%
11
Expert Space Stalker
Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
1.2%
12
The Tooth Is Out There
Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
1.2%
13
Trumsplant
Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
1.2%
14
Little Wet Willy
Wet Willy with little pinky.
1.2%
15
Blink And You'll Miss It
Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
1.3%
16
You May Feel A Light Tapping
Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
1.3%
17
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!
Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
1.3%
18
The Brains Of The Operation
Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
1.3%
19
Maintained Healthy Gums At Least
Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
1.3%
20
No Need To Curb Stomp Him
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.4%
21
There Is Nothing More To Teach...
Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
1.5%
22
Nothing But Skull
Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
1.5%
23
No Time To Admire The View
Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
1.5%
24
Stomach O'Clock
Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
1.5%
25
Tunnel Vision
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
1.5%
26
Best Surgeon In The World
Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
1.6%
27
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine
Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
1.6%
28
The Surgery Of The Future
Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
1.6%
29
Precision Instrument Time
Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.6%
30
Pink Eye
Vodka to the eye.
1.6%
31
Now I Can Reach
Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
1.6%
32
Let's See That Sick Filth Again
Perform a 180° spoon flip.
1.7%
33
Best Surgeon In The Universe
Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1.7%
34
No More Worse Than Shampoo
Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.7%
35
Won't Even Need Glasses!
Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
1.7%
36
Lumberjack
Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
1.7%
37
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
1.8%
38
That's How I Lost My Medical License
Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
1.8%
39
Don't Even Need A Bucket
Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
1.8%
40
Open Really Wide
Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
1.8%
41
Don't In-Test My Patience
Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
1.9%
42
First Success
Complete an alien organ transplant.
1.9%
43
And They Said It Was Impossible!
Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
2.1%
44
Frikkin' Lasers
Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
2.1%
45
Surgetricity
Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
2.2%
46
Butter Fingers
Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
2.2%
47
Like An Animal
Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
2.2%
48
You Can't Handle The Tooth!
Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
2.2%
49
Moooooo
Heart of a Cow.
2.2%
50
Life's Too Short
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
2.3%
51
We're Going On An Adventure!
Take your radio with you.
2.3%
52
You're Free Now
Set the Gobbleshaft free.
2.3%
53
Nigel You Bloody Hero
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
2.4%
54
Those Are Some Healthy Gums
Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
2.4%
55
Orbital Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant in space.
2.5%
56
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
2.6%
57
My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me
Perform an eye transplant in space.
2.6%
58
I'm Sure He'll Live
Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
2.7%
59
Sweet Blasphemy
Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
2.8%
60
Brainstorm
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
2.8%
61
Performance Enhancer?
Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
2.8%
62
Kali Mah!
Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
3.0%
63
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?
Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
3.0%
64
At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
3.0%
65
Archimedes!
Hit Archimedes with a heart.
3.1%
66
Grin And Bear It
Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
3.2%
67
Should I Be Awake For This?
Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
3.3%
68
One With The Speed Bumps
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
3.5%
69
Performance Anxiety
Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
3.5%
70
Speedrun Time
Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
3.5%
71
Brace For Surgery
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
3.5%
72
Call Trisha
Now where did you leave her number...
3.7%
73
Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
3.7%
74
Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!
Completely smash up the rib cage.
4.0%
75
The Beat Of Your Heart
Replace the heart with something else.
4.5%
76
Go For The Optics!
Perform
4.6%
77
Mobile Dentistry
Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
4.8%
78
Hammer Time
Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
5.0%
79
Don't Run With Scalpels
Perform a corridor eye transplant.
5.1%
80
Is it Real?
Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
5.1%
81
Enter The Code
I'm not sure that was worth it...
5.3%
82
Screw The Prime Directivehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.3%
83
It's In! It's In I Tell You!
...and it was going so well.
5.4%
84
We're Going Bowling!
Perform a corridor brain transplant.
5.5%
85
I Should Never Have Doubted Myself
Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
5.9%
86
It's Hardly Rocket Science
Perform a brain transplant in space.
5.9%
87
Delivery Coming Through
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
5.9%
88
Zero G Kidney
Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
6.2%
89
Like A Wet Paper Towel
Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
6.3%
90
I Immediately Regret This Decision
Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
6.7%
91
A New Heart
Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
6.7%
92
About As Politically Correct As Fur
Give the patient a... scarf.
7.2%
93
What A Load Of Bull
Listen to the surgeon rap.
7.4%
94
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Perform a corridor heart transplant.
7.5%
95
In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed
Perform a heart transplant in space.
7.6%
96
The Goggles Do Nothing
Completely smash up the goggles.
8.1%
97
What Have I Done??
Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
8.6%
98
Heterochromia
Give the patient heterochromia.
8.8%
99
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!
Explode a heart.
9.0%
100
Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant.
9.1%
101
Practically Licensed
Complete all procedures.
9.3%
102
Mother Hen
Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
9.9%
103
Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing
Perform an eye transplant.
11%
104
Spaaaaaaaaace
Go where no surgeon has gone before.
11%
105
10 Megabytes Of Raw Data
Collect all floppy disks.
11%
106
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
12%
107
I Am A Genius!
Create a Hammerhead shark.
12%
108
When You Have No Choice But To Operate
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
12%
109
Socialised Medicine!
Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
13%
110
Keyhole Surgery
Completely remove the rib cage.
15%
111
Let's Go Practice Medicine
Perform an uber heart transplant.
15%
112
Nine Nine Nine!
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
15%
113
Nigel The Secretary
Go about your secretarial duties.
18%
114
I Think I Got This
Perform a brain transplant.
27%
115
You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!
Perform a double kidney transplant.
28%
116
Vworrrp Vworrrp
Create a Time Lord.
30%
117
Pinky Swear
Make a promise with the rib cage.
35%
118
Shh I Doctor Now
Calm your patient.
41%
119
It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
Perform a heart transplant.
46%
120
Valve Actually Let Us Do This?
Successfully use the VHS tape.
49%
121
Surgery Horns
Express your appreciation of the metal.
55%
122
Flippin' The Bird
Show the patient your disdain.
61%
123
Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News
Answer the phone.
79%
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