Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies/Achievements

Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
38
Rarest
0.3%
Ultra rare (<5%)
16
Avg. completion
18%

Minesweeper grand master
Win 100 Minesweeper games

Firefighter
Extinguish 50 Fires

Slacker of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker

Repairman
Update the firmware of 100 cameras

Burp!
Drink 100 beers

Snake grand master
Get a score over 60 at Snake

Employee of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist

The crazy colleaguehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

Virtual cats addicthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

On a Roll!
As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Sticky Bandits
Place 15 sticky notes in one game

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson
Dance for 3 min straight in one game

Smokers Cough
Smoke 100 cigarettes

The traitor
Win as a Slacker Assistant

Sowing the seeds of doubt
Email the manager from another players PC

Don't mind me
Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

Crossed
Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

Receptionist is that you?
Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map

Who poisoned me?
Take 5 shit in the same game

Changed my mind
Be demoted from assistant

I'm the boss NOW
Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss

Trust issues
Fire your own assistant

Picasso from the office
Hang a drawing on the display board

Risky virus
Infect manager's computer

IT guy
Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

This will go to HR
Get fired as Manager

Who did this?
Enable servers after disabling them

World's best janitor
As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

UGH dammmit
Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Risky note
Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager

No witnesses
Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use

Keep on slacking
Win a game as a slacker

Number two
Get promoted to the assistant

YOU'RE FIRED
Fire another player

Janitor
Become the janitor

Popular
Receive a phone call

Pack your things
Get fired

Getting productive
Complete all your tasks
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