LISA: The Painful/Achievements
LISA: The Painful achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
68
Rarest
3.2%
Ultra rare (<5%)
4
Avg. completion
21%
1
No Friendshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.2%
2
Fatherhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.9%
3
I'm Sorryhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.2%
4
Lisahidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.3%
5
...
...
5.3%
6
Worth It
Learn the ways of the Bob Friday.
5.5%
7
The Sourcehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.9%
8
The Beat Never Dieshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.1%
9
Sorry Master
The birth of Red Skull.
6.5%
10
Selfishhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.0%
11
Joyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.4%
12
Mysterious Guy
Recruit Buckets.
8.8%
13
I Love You Son
Kill all the Rouletters.
8.9%
14
Selflesshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.6%
15
Yadohidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.8%
16
Cool Dude Guy
Recruit Clint Olympic.
10%
17
Joyless Endhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
11%
18
10-4 Good Buddy
Kill Satan.
11%
19
Kind of Selfishhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
20
Joyful Endhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
21
Fan Clubhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
22
Weekend Getaway
Find the relaxing researchers.
12%
23
Fish Guy
Recruit Carp.
12%
24
Powerful Clothesline Guy
Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.
13%
25
Bug Guy
Recruit Fly Minetti.
13%
26
Salvation Ends
Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.
13%
27
Sweaty Guy
Recruit Ollie Nickels.
14%
28
Look on the Brightside
Watch a well executed suicide.
14%
29
The Champ is Here!
Break the Streak, win the title.
14%
30
Face First Guy
Recruit Shocklord.
14%
31
Arm-Shock 4 Life!
Win the tag titles.
14%
32
Rhyming Bird Guy
Recruit Geese Thompson.
15%
33
Dirt Bag Guy
Recruit RT.
16%
34
Randohidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
16%
35
Many Swords Guy
Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.
16%
36
Lawyer Fish Guy
Recruit Harvey Alibastor.
17%
37
There's Something Fishy...
Find the Fishmen.
17%
38
Magic Guy
Recruit Jack.
17%
39
Spear Guy
Recruit Tiger Man.
19%
40
Party Guy
Recruit Dick Dickson.
19%
41
Weird Guy
Recruit Bo Wyatt.
20%
42
Lady Guy
Recruit Queen Roger.
20%
43
Nipple Guy
Recruit Mad Dog.
20%
44
The Doctor is in the House
Kill the doctor.
20%
45
Hot Snow
Reach the Snowy Peak.
21%
46
Art Guy
Recruit Garth.
21%
47
No...
It can't be...
22%
48
The End is Nigh
Welcome to Hell.
22%
49
Bye, I Guess...
Race Columbo.
23%
50
American Guy
Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke.
23%
51
Red Hair Guy
Recruit Rooster Coleman.
24%
52
Poke Guy
Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.
24%
53
Super Drunk Guy
Recruit Birdie Hall.
25%
54
No Turning Back
Reach the third crossroads.
26%
55
Happy Reunion
Save Buddy.
27%
56
Cat Guy
Recruit Yazan Barghouti.
28%
57
It's All Falling Down
Reach the second crossroads.
33%
58
The Face of Blood
Meet the Red Skull Rando
34%
59
Poop Guy
Recruit Percy Monsoon.
35%
60
Really? Hairmanity?
Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.
36%
61
Wild Guy
Recruit Beastborn.
36%
62
Violated Guy
Recruit Fardy Hernandez.
37%
63
Headbutt Guy
Recruit Rage Ironhead.
39%
64
Drunk Guy
Recruit Olan Hyot.
50%
65
Embrace the Joy
Meet Buzzo.
59%
66
Annoying Guy
Recruit Nern Guan.
62%
67
Let's Find Her
Reach the first crossroads.
75%
68
Hint Guy
Recruit Terry Hints.
89%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own LISA: The Painful, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for LISA: The Painful.