NotTheNameWeWanted/Achievements
NotTheNameWeWanted achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
39
Rarest
4.2%
Ultra rare (<5%)
5
Avg. completion
19%
1
Practice Makes Perfect
Complete London without dying.
4.2%
2
Paradox
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
4.3%
3
Beyond the Possible
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
4.6%
4
Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
4.9%
5
Communist Leanings.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
4.9%
6
Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
5.2%
7
Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
5.9%
8
Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap.
7.1%
9
Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
7.2%
10
Jimmy Carr's Accountant
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
7.2%
11
A Flaw in the System
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
7.7%
12
Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
8.7%
13
GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations.
8.8%
14
Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
9.6%
15
The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
9.8%
16
Splat the Rat
You splat the rat.
11%
17
Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
11%
18
Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game.
12%
19
Oh I Give Up
All this counting is boring.
14%
20
That Can't Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
15%
21
Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
15%
22
Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
15%
23
Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
16%
24
Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
16%
25
Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
16%
26
Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
16%
27
Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
16%
28
Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
16%
29
Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time.
27%
30
ReElection Special
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
28%
31
Taking it From Behind
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
28%
32
Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester.
28%
33
Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
31%
34
Big Deal
Complete Swindon.
32%
35
wot u lookin at
Play as Darren for the first time.
40%
36
Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales.
43%
37
Hello, my name is Kenneth.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
50%
38
Twiddling the Bits
Visit the options screen.
51%
39
Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
79%
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