Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator/Achievements
Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
18
Rarest
1.0%
Ultra rare (<5%)
10
Avg. completion
14%
1
Say No More
Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
1.0%
2
The Number of The Beast
Mention Satan 66 times.
1.0%
3
Family Matters
Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
1.3%
4
No, You Are
Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
1.4%
5
It's Elementary
Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
1.5%
6
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
1.5%
7
Sparking Controversy
Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
2.1%
8
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
2.2%
9
It Gets Boring After An Hour
Play more than 100 duels.
2.4%
10
What Are You Doing in England?
Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
2.7%
11
Classic
Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
5.3%
12
The B Word
Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
8.2%
13
Don't Tell a Soul
Unlock a secret character.
8.2%
14
M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT
Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
22%
15
It's Getting Crowded
Unlock two additional characters.
27%
16
Learn The Meaning of Life
Complete the Insulting Tournament.
32%
17
I Know Insults!
Play the basic tutorial.
62%
18
Mic Drop
Win your first argument.
69%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator.