Do Not Feed the Monkeys
Is Do Not Feed the Monkeys worth it?
Yes. Strong reviews and great value for the hours.
The average Coilr player has put 9h into Do Not Feed the Monkeys, and at $15.99 that's about 1.78 per hour. Steam reviews are very positive.
$1.78/hr9h avg94% positive
Automated estimate from Coilr-tracked playtime and Steam reviews (Coilr doesn't verify individual reviews), not a paid placement. How this is calculated
Players now
114
24h peak
114
Peak (tracked)
220
Coilr players
12
Player count
This game's player count is measured about every 10 hours. Steam allows a limited number of requests per day, so the busiest games are measured every few minutes and quieter ones less often. The shape of the curve is real, the fine detail between points isn't recorded.
Steam reviews
Very PositivePositive
94%
Total reviews
12,709
Pos / Neg
11,887 / 822
% positive by month
Value
What players actually get for the price, based on real tracked playtime.
Cost per hour
$1.82
at $15.99
Avg playtime
9 h
across 12 players
Total tracked
106 h
How long to beat
No verified owner has reported a time for Do Not Feed the Monkeys yet.
Sign in to be the firstPlayer retention
DormantHow many tracked owners still play, something raw concurrent counts can't tell you.
Active (2 weeks)
0%
0 of 12 owners
Played last 7 days
0
Hours trend (2wk)
▲ Rising
Last time owners played
Last 7 days · 08-30 days · 031-90 days · 090+ days · 12
Where players are
Country distribution of Coilr players who own this game.
🇺🇸US
22%
🇳🇿NZ
11%
🇳🇱NL
11%
🇬🇧GB
11%
🇫🇷FR
11%
🇩🇪DE
11%
🇨🇳CN
11%
🇧🇷BR
11%
Estimated playerbase by region
Inferred from when Do Not Feed the Monkeys is busiest each day. A rough estimate of the global playerbase from player-count patterns, not exact player locations.
Most players look to be in Asia-Pacific (~44%).
Asia-Pacific
44%
Russia & CIS
22%
Americas
20%
Europe & Africa
14%
Players online by hour (UTC)
00h06h12h18h23h
Busiest around 14:00 with about 146 people in game — 3.8× as many as at 01:00, the quietest hour.
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More on Do Not Feed the Monkeys
Frequently asked about Do Not Feed the Monkeys
How many people play Do Not Feed the Monkeys?
As of September 2026, about 114 people are playing Do Not Feed the Monkeys on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 114 concurrent players.
Is Do Not Feed the Monkeys worth it?
Yes. Strong reviews and great value for the hours. The average Coilr player has put 9h into Do Not Feed the Monkeys, and at $15.99 that's about 1.78 per hour. Steam reviews are very positive.
How much does Do Not Feed the Monkeys cost?
Do Not Feed the Monkeys costs $15.99 on Steam (USD). The average Coilr player has put 9 hours in, about 1.78 per hour.
How many hours does it take to play Do Not Feed the Monkeys?
Across 12 tracked owners on Coilr, the average playtime in Do Not Feed the Monkeys is about 9 hours.
Where are most Do Not Feed the Monkeys players from?
Do Not Feed the Monkeys's player activity peaks around 14:00 UTC, which points to its largest audience being in the Asia-Pacific region, an estimated 44% of active players, followed by Russia & CIS. (Estimated from global player-count patterns, not exact player locations.)