Chinese Parents
Is Chinese Parents worth it?
Yes. Players rate it highly.
The average Coilr player has put 18h into Chinese Parents. Steam reviews are very positive.
18h avg91% positive
Automated estimate from Coilr-tracked playtime and Steam reviews (Coilr doesn't verify individual reviews), not a paid placement. How this is calculated
Players now
207
24h peak
452
Peak (tracked)
1,362
Coilr players
3
Player count
This game's player count is measured about every 10 hours. Steam allows a limited number of requests per day, so the busiest games are measured every few minutes and quieter ones less often. The shape of the curve is real, the fine detail between points isn't recorded.
Steam reviews
Very PositivePositive
91%
Total reviews
27,004
Pos / Neg
24,654 / 2,350
% positive by month
How long to beat
No verified owner has reported a time for Chinese Parents yet.
Sign in to be the firstPlayer retention
DormantHow many tracked owners still play, something raw concurrent counts can't tell you.
Active (2 weeks)
0%
0 of 3 owners
Played last 7 days
0
Hours trend (2wk)
▲ Rising
Last time owners played
Last 7 days · 08-30 days · 031-90 days · 090+ days · 3
Where players are
Country distribution of Coilr players who own this game.
🇨🇳CN
100%
Estimated playerbase by region
Inferred from when Chinese Parents is busiest each day. A rough estimate of the global playerbase from player-count patterns, not exact player locations.
Most players look to be in Asia-Pacific (~44%).
Asia-Pacific
44%
Americas
26%
Russia & CIS
19%
Europe & Africa
12%
Players online by hour (UTC)
00h06h12h18h23h
Busiest around 13:00 with about 1,143 people in game — 14.3× as many as at 21:00, the quietest hour.
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More on Chinese Parents
Frequently asked about Chinese Parents
How many people play Chinese Parents?
As of September 2026, about 207 people are playing Chinese Parents on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 452 concurrent players.
Is Chinese Parents worth it?
Yes. Players rate it highly. The average Coilr player has put 18h into Chinese Parents. Steam reviews are very positive.
Where are most Chinese Parents players from?
Chinese Parents's player activity peaks around 13:00 UTC, which points to its largest audience being in the Asia-Pacific region, an estimated 44% of active players, followed by Americas. (Estimated from global player-count patterns, not exact player locations.)