Goat Simulator 3/Achievements
Goat Simulator 3 achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
64
Rarest
0.6%
Ultra rare (<5%)
28
Avg. completion
15%
1
Maximus Instinctus
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
0.6%
2
Crash Coursehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.7%
3
Dude, where's my square car?hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.8%
4
Deliciously Disgusting
Make a pineapple pizza
0.8%
5
Daredevil of the Wasteland
Jump off all Ramps
0.8%
6
Wheels of Fortune
Find all Golden Wheels
0.9%
7
Live Free and Try Hard
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
1.1%
8
Marathon Rider
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
1.4%
9
Wow, Such Instincts
Complete all Instincts
1.5%
10
Ultrasonic Speedy
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
1.7%
11
So Aerodynamic
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
1.7%
12
I Love Historyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.8%
13
G.O.A.T.
Unlock all the achievements
1.9%
14
Dr. Pheelsgoodhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.0%
15
You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts
2.4%
16
Lousy References
Find all Broken Relics
2.4%
17
You Gotta Licket to Ridehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.4%
18
Utopia
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
2.4%
19
Try Hard With a Vengeance
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
2.5%
20
Move! That! Bus!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.6%
21
Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets
3.0%
22
Vault 55
Open the Vault
3.1%
23
Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes
3.2%
24
Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps
3.7%
25
Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes
3.8%
26
Streaking
Run naked on the football field
4.1%
27
Hell of a Ridehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.1%
28
Cannibananahidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.6%
29
[REDACTED]
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
6.1%
30
It's All a Simulationhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.3%
31
Gastroscopyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.3%
32
Appliance in Disguisehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.4%
33
Nasty!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.5%
34
Goat Got Brainshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.9%
35
Club Mohairhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
8.1%
36
A Center for Ants?hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
8.9%
37
French Fika
Lick the croissant
8.9%
38
You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deephidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.1%
39
Car Cavehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
10%
40
Black Markethidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
11%
41
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion
12%
42
This Took Half My Lifehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
13%
43
Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditationhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
14%
44
Where is it?
Find That clown
15%
45
401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
16%
46
San Angora: Become Humanhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
18%
47
Welcome to Earthhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
18%
48
Don't touch the servershidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
20%
49
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder
21%
50
New Goat Orderhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
22%
51
What a Waste of Moneyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
25%
52
Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
28%
53
Shadow Syndicatehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
28%
54
Into the Matrixhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
30%
55
Egg Simulator
Become an Egg
31%
56
Secret Societyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
33%
57
Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
39%
58
Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats
40%
59
Covert Consortiumhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
42%
60
Rogue Guildhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
51%
61
Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map
54%
62
I Watched the Introhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
61%
63
Private Clubhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
61%
64
Forgotten Sororityhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
89%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Goat Simulator 3, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Goat Simulator 3.