Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1)/Achievements
Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
55
Rarest
2.1%
Ultra rare (<5%)
6
Avg. completion
25%
1
Gotta Got 'Em All
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
2.1%
2
Speed Demon
Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
2.1%
3
Desperate Times
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
2.2%
4
Project Runway
Collect every costume.
2.5%
5
Burned By Bernie
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
2.8%
6
Lost Prophet
Find every Jesus.
4.1%
7
A Bushy Tale
Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
5.1%
8
Locker Stalker
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
5.3%
9
PermaPeeper
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
5.7%
10
Survivalist
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
6.6%
11
Judge A Book By Its Cover
Learn about 30 different library book titles.
6.7%
12
Back In My Day
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
7.3%
13
Die Of Boredom
Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
7.6%
14
Chill Out
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
8.2%
15
Freaky Flasher
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
9.0%
16
Coming Clean
Find Señor Cleanfist.
9.4%
17
The World Can Wait
Complete all optional sidequests.
10%
18
Distraction With Action
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
12%
19
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
14%
20
Pummeling Puffs
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
16%
21
Don't Slurp That
Give a condom to a boy in need.
17%
22
Puny Express
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
18%
23
Creepy Peepy Boy
Gain access to the girl's locker room.
18%
24
Jeremiah 29:12
Convince someone that you're God.
23%
25
Third Wheel
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
23%
26
Marriage Counselor
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
24%
27
Your Lemons Suck
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
25%
28
Eye For Detail
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
26%
29
A Long Road Ahead
Complete Chapter 1.
26%
30
Mission Impassable
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
26%
31
Look Ma, I Can Fly!
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
26%
32
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
26%
33
Blue Brailles
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
27%
34
Mission Permission
Forge a signature on the permission slip.
27%
35
Chick'n Coop
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
28%
36
Juvenile Delinquent
Get arrested.
28%
37
Send Nudes
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
29%
38
Operation Intrude n313
Sneak into Golden Haze.
29%
39
Every Town Has An Elm Street
Find a nightmarish costume.
29%
40
Hobo Habitat
Give Hobo Moe a new home.
30%
41
My Girl
Get rid of the wasp nest.
31%
42
Get To Know Shark Dad
Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
32%
43
Printer Pal
Fix Grandma's printer.
32%
44
Huff The Magic Dragon
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
35%
45
Scarred For Life
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
36%
46
Ready For Rod
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
38%
47
About Damn Time
Return overdue book to librarian.
42%
48
Rope-A-Dope
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
43%
49
Distraction With Attraction
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
48%
50
Guerilla Marketer
Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
50%
51
Locker Blocker
Get access to your locker.
62%
52
Hoochaholic
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
66%
53
Hurt Me More
Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
69%
54
Not So Permanent After All
Alter your permanent record.
77%
55
Participation Award
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
90%
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