Players now
2
24h peak
5
Peak (tracked)
11
Coilr players
2
Player count
This game's player count is measured about every 10 hours. Steam allows a limited number of requests per day, so the busiest games are measured every few minutes and quieter ones less often. The shape of the curve is real, the fine detail between points isn't recorded.
Steam reviews
Overwhelmingly PositivePositive
97%
Total reviews
1,501
Pos / Neg
1,453 / 48
% positive by month
Player score
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How long to beat
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Main Story
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Main + Extras
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Player retention
How many tracked owners still play, something raw concurrent counts can't tell you.
Not enough Coilr players tracking this game yet.
Where players are
Country distribution of Coilr players who own this game.
🇬🇧GB
50%
🇦🇺AU
50%
Estimated playerbase by region
Inferred from when The Procession to Calvary is busiest each day (UTC). A rough estimate of the global playerbase from player-count patterns, not exact player locations.
Most players look to be in Asia-Pacific (~31%).
Asia-Pacific
31%
Americas
27%
Europe & Africa
23%
Russia & CIS
19%
Players online by hour (UTC) · peak 11:00 UTC
00h06h12h18h23h
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Frequently asked about The Procession to Calvary
How many people play The Procession to Calvary?
As of August 2026, about 2 people are playing The Procession to Calvary on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 5 concurrent players.
How much does The Procession to Calvary cost?
The Procession to Calvary costs $9.99 on Steam (USD). The average Coilr player has put 3 hours in, about 3.33 per hour.
Where are most The Procession to Calvary players from?
The Procession to Calvary's player activity peaks around 11:00 UTC, which points to its largest audience being in the Asia-Pacific region, an estimated 31% of active players, followed by Americas. (Estimated from global player-count patterns, not exact player locations.)