1.0·Every feature free until Premium arrives in October
3
playing on Steam now·
3
24-hour peak
All-time peak 15 in Aug 2026·30 days +83%
Is The Procession to Calvary dead in 2026?
On Steam, very nearly.
Only 3 people are playing The Procession to Calvary on Steam right now. Over the last 30 days it averaged 7 players, 83% more than the month before. The most Coilr has recorded at once is 15 in August 2026; right now is 20% of that. These are Steam players only: a game that also runs on its own launcher or on console has players this cannot see.
Is The Procession to Calvary worth it?
Yes. Strong reviews and great value for the hours.
The average Coilr player has put 2h into The Procession to Calvary, and at $1.99 that's about 0.99 per hour. Steam reviews are overwhelmingly positive, and 25% of tracked owners still played in the last two weeks.
$0.99/hr·2h avg·97% positive·25% still active
Automated estimate from Coilr-tracked playtime and Steam reviews (Coilr doesn't verify individual reviews), not a paid placement. How this is calculated
30-day average
7
players at once, on Steam
Steam reviews
97%
Overwhelmingly Positive
Average playtime
2 h
Coilr players
Coilr players
4
who own it
The Procession to Calvary player count
3players0.0% over 6 days
Latest reading · average in view 3
This game's player count is measured about every 23 hours. Steam allows a limited number of requests per day, so the busiest games are measured every few minutes and quieter ones less often. The shape of the curve is real, the fine detail between points isn't recorded.
The Procession to Calvary players by month
Average and peak players on Steam at the same time, each month since Coilr started tracking The Procession to Calvary. The change is against the month before.
| Month | Avg. players | Change | Peak players |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 2026 (so far) | 6 | +2 | 15 |
| Aug 2026 | 4 | +0 | 15 |
| Jul 2026 (from first reading) | 4 | — | 8 |
Steam reviews
Overwhelmingly PositivePositive
97%
Total reviews
1,556
Pos / Neg
1,505 / 51
% positive by month
Value
What players actually get for the price, based on real tracked playtime.
Cost per hour
$0.812
at $1.99
Avg playtime
2 h
across 4 players
Total tracked
10 h
How long to beat
No verified owner has reported a time for The Procession to Calvary yet.
Sign in to be the firstPlayer retention
Many owners still playHow many tracked owners still play, something raw concurrent counts can't tell you.
Active (2 weeks)
25%
1 of 4 owners
Played last 7 days
0
Hours trend (2wk)
▲ Rising
Last time owners played
Last 7 days · 08-30 days · 131-90 days · 090+ days · 3
Where players are
Country distribution of Coilr players who own this game.
🇬🇧GB
50%
🇷🇴RO
25%
🇦🇺AU
25%
Estimated playerbase by region
Inferred from when The Procession to Calvary is busiest each day. A rough estimate of the global playerbase from player-count patterns, not exact player locations.
Most players look to be in Americas (~32%).
Americas
32%
Asia-Pacific
27%
Europe & Africa
23%
Russia & CIS
18%
Players online by hour (UTC)
00h06h12h18h23h
Busiest around 15:00 with about 15 people in game — 7.5× as many as at 05:00, the quietest hour.
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Frequently asked about The Procession to Calvary
How many people play The Procession to Calvary?
As of September 2026, about 3 people are playing The Procession to Calvary on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 3 concurrent players.
Is The Procession to Calvary dead in 2026?
On Steam, very nearly. Only 3 people are playing The Procession to Calvary on Steam right now. Over the last 30 days it averaged 7 players, 83% more than the month before. The most Coilr has recorded at once is 15 in August 2026; right now is 20% of that. These are Steam players only: a game that also runs on its own launcher or on console has players this cannot see.
Is The Procession to Calvary worth it?
Yes. Strong reviews and great value for the hours. The average Coilr player has put 2h into The Procession to Calvary, and at $1.99 that's about 0.99 per hour. Steam reviews are overwhelmingly positive, and 25% of tracked owners still played in the last two weeks.
How much does The Procession to Calvary cost?
The Procession to Calvary costs $1.99 on Steam (USD). The average Coilr player has put 2 hours in, about 0.99 per hour.
Where are most The Procession to Calvary players from?
The Procession to Calvary's player activity peaks around 15:00 UTC, which points to its largest audience being in the Americas region, an estimated 32% of active players, followed by Asia-Pacific. (Estimated from global player-count patterns, not exact player locations.)