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BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻
Action·Adventure·Indie·RPG·Simulation·Growing
1
playing on Steam now·
1
24-hour peak
All-time peak 2 in Sep 2026·30 days +46%
Is BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 dead in 2026?
On Steam, very nearly.
Only 1 person is playing BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 on Steam right now. Over the last 30 days it averaged 1 players, 46% more than the month before. The most Coilr has recorded at once is 2 in September 2026; right now is 50% of that. These are Steam players only: a game that also runs on its own launcher or on console has players this cannot see.
30-day average
1
players at once, on Steam
Steam reviews
90%
Very Positive
Average playtime
—
Coilr players
Coilr players
0
who own it
BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 player count
1players0.0% over 6 days
Latest reading · average in view 1
This game's player count is measured about every 23 hours. Steam allows a limited number of requests per day, so the busiest games are measured every few minutes and quieter ones less often. The shape of the curve is real, the fine detail between points isn't recorded.
BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 players by month
Average and peak players on Steam at the same time, each month since Coilr started tracking BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻. The change is against the month before.
| Month | Avg. players | Change | Peak players |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 2026 (so far) | 1 | +0 | 2 |
| Aug 2026 | 1 | +0 | 1 |
| Jul 2026 (from first reading) | 1 | — | 1 |
Steam reviews
Very PositivePositive
90%
Total reviews
2,001
Pos / Neg
1,793 / 208
% positive by month
How long to beat
No verified owner has reported a time for BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 yet.
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How many tracked owners still play, something raw concurrent counts can't tell you.
Not enough Coilr players tracking this game yet.
Where players are
Country distribution of Coilr players who own this game.
Not enough location data yet.
Estimated playerbase by region
Inferred from when BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 is busiest each day. A rough estimate of the global playerbase from player-count patterns, not exact player locations.
Most players look to be in Americas (~41%).
Americas
41%
Asia-Pacific
30%
Europe & Africa
16%
Russia & CIS
12%
Players online by hour (UTC)
00h06h12h18h23h
Busiest around 06:00 with about 2 people in game — 2.0× as many as at 09:00, the quietest hour.
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More on BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻
Frequently asked about BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻
How many people play BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻?
As of September 2026, about 1 people are playing BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 1 concurrent players.
Is BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 dead in 2026?
On Steam, very nearly. Only 1 person is playing BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 on Steam right now. Over the last 30 days it averaged 1 players, 46% more than the month before. The most Coilr has recorded at once is 2 in September 2026; right now is 50% of that. These are Steam players only: a game that also runs on its own launcher or on console has players this cannot see.
Where are most BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻 players from?
BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻's player activity peaks around 06:00 UTC, which points to its largest audience being in the Americas region, an estimated 41% of active players, followed by Asia-Pacific. (Estimated from global player-count patterns, not exact player locations.)