Players now
9
24h peak
17
Peak (tracked)
30
Coilr players
0
Player count
This game's player count is measured about every 10 hours. Steam allows a limited number of requests per day, so the busiest games are measured every few minutes and quieter ones less often. The shape of the curve is real, the fine detail between points isn't recorded.
Steam reviews
Very PositivePositive
89%
Total reviews
4,982
Pos / Neg
4,449 / 533
% positive by month
How long to beat
No verified owner has reported a time for Noobs Want to Live yet.
Sign in to be the firstPlayer retention
How many tracked owners still play, something raw concurrent counts can't tell you.
Not enough Coilr players tracking this game yet.
Where players are
Country distribution of Coilr players who own this game.
Not enough location data yet.
Estimated playerbase by region
Inferred from when Noobs Want to Live is busiest each day. A rough estimate of the global playerbase from player-count patterns, not exact player locations.
Most players look to be in Asia-Pacific (~46%).
Asia-Pacific
46%
Americas
23%
Russia & CIS
19%
Europe & Africa
12%
Players online by hour (UTC)
00h06h12h18h23h
Busiest around 14:00 with about 20 people in game — 20.0× as many as at 00:00, the quietest hour.
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More on Noobs Want to Live
Frequently asked about Noobs Want to Live
How many people play Noobs Want to Live?
As of September 2026, about 9 people are playing Noobs Want to Live on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 17 concurrent players.
Where are most Noobs Want to Live players from?
Noobs Want to Live's player activity peaks around 14:00 UTC, which points to its largest audience being in the Asia-Pacific region, an estimated 46% of active players, followed by Americas. (Estimated from global player-count patterns, not exact player locations.)