Every achievement in Stick It to the Stickman, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Wow, so much content
Use 100 different moves
0.1%

Warm delicious soup
Pour soup on everyone in the soup kitchen
0.2%

Finally, some respect
Reach Billionaire Rank in Cage Fight
0.2%

Diversity, Equity and Inclusion
Unlock all archetypes
0.3%

Ultimate Expansionist
Purchase all expansions for all Game Modes
0.4%

Stick it to the G-ManHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.4%

Who left that in?Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.4%

Heart Of The Billionaire
Listen to the whole song at the founder statue
0.7%

An arm and a leg
Dismember 1000 coworkers
0.8%

It's finally overHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.8%

Dude come onHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.8%

Look at this Big manHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
1.1%

Unemployable IIHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
1.2%

Where it is due
Beat the Credits
1.3%

Off the spectrum
Have 10 Mindpowers at once
2.2%

You are better than Elon Musk
Defeat the final boss of Neurolink
2.3%

Guns don't kill people
Fire 100 guns in one run
2.5%

You friendly neighbourhood webslingerHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.8%

I hate Tuesdays
Defeat the final boss of Foreign Manufacturing
3.9%

Feet of Retrenchment
Perform 100 consecutive kicks
4.1%

Forbes 100
Defeat all the CEOs in Cage Fight
5.4%

Generational Pain
Kick 1000 coworkers in the balls
7.5%

The smartest orphan
Complete Company History Month
7.5%

Hold it in!
Win a run with a full bladder
7.8%

Windows Update
Defenestrate 100 coworkers
8.2%

What a beautiful neighbourhood
Gentrify 10 times in the City Map
8.4%

UnemployableHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
9.3%

Fists of retrenchment
Perform 100 consecutive punches
9.7%

Bustin' your M-nut
Make 1 million dollars
11%

Color profiling
Evade the police by spraying your whole body a different color
14%

Red-gicide
Destroy all the wooden CEO cutouts in the city
14%

un-fired
Extinguish the fire on a burning coworker
15%

Fight with both hands behind my back
Watch a ranked Cage Fight
22%

We only come out at night
Work the Night Shift
41%

up the corporate ladder
climb 100 ladders
63%

Oriented
Work a day shift at the Fulfillment Center
69%

Learn to drive
Get your Driver's license
74%

Going public
Become listed on the Stockmarket
85%

You can't fire me, I quit
Defeat your boss to become your boss
91%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Stick It to the Stickman, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.