Caves of Qud/Achievements
Caves of Qud achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
150
Rarest
0.1%
Ultra rare (<5%)
102
Avg. completion
5.3%
1
Sound Sleeper
Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.
0.1%
2
Imagine a Rubber Sheet
Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.
0.1%
3
Klanq Puff at Sunhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.1%
4
Dream within a Dream
Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.
0.2%
5
Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space
Lose your will to live.
0.2%
6
Heat Deathhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.2%
7
Delight in the Abundance of Peacehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.2%
8
Byevalve
Enter 100 giant clams.
0.3%
9
I-
Wink out of existence.
0.3%
10
The Tillage of the Noospherehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.3%
11
Leap, Frog.
Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.
0.4%
12
Token of Gratitude
Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.
0.4%
13
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2
Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.
0.4%
14
The Narrowing Sky
Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
0.4%
15
Become as Gods
Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0.4%
16
Non-Locally Sourced
Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.
0.5%
17
Dayenu
Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
0.5%
18
My Many Facets
Eat the Crystal Delight.
0.5%
19
Zayinhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.5%
20
Tourist
Visit 100 generated villages.
0.6%
21
Jeweled Duskhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.6%
22
Elsehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.6%
23
Seraphic Covenanthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.6%
24
Ungyrehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.6%
25
Two Cats Are Better Than One
Clone Ctesiphus.
0.7%
26
Clonal Colony
Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.
0.7%
27
From Thyn Heres Shaken the Wet and Olde Lifhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.7%
28
He
Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
0.7%
29
Vav
Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
0.7%
30
Bricks Can Be Thrown, Toohidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.7%
31
tsk tsk
Disappoint a highly entropic being.
0.8%
32
Dalet
Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
0.8%
33
The Dusted Cosmoshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.8%
34
Seraphic Heresyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.8%
35
Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*
Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.
0.9%
36
On Second Thought
Eat a serving of humble pie.
0.9%
37
Surprise!
Eat the Cloaca Surprise.
1.0%
38
Gimel
Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
1.0%
39
Love at First Sign
Fall in love with a sign.
1.1%
40
Peekaboo
Become loved by newly sentient beings.
1.1%
41
The Woe of Joppa
Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.
1.2%
42
Close the Loop
Recover Kindrish.
1.2%
43
The Psychal Chorus
Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
1.2%
44
Bet
Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
1.2%
45
Get in the Robot
Infiltrate a temple mecha.
1.2%
46
Total Makeover
Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.
1.2%
47
You Are What You Eathidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.3%
48
The Woe of Apes
Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.
1.3%
49
Sultan of Salt
Invent 100 recipes.
1.3%
50
Belong, Friends
Help the slynth find a new home.
1.3%
51
Swollen Bulb
Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.
1.3%
52
Gemini
Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.
1.4%
53
The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearthhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.4%
54
Lair Cake
Discover 100 lairs.
1.4%
55
Ten-Sludge Monte
Kill a decasludge.
1.5%
56
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3
Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.
1.5%
57
All Those Who Wanderhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.6%
58
Aetalaghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.6%
59
Cubic and Wisest Human
Activate a time cube.
1.7%
60
Lottery Winner
Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
1.7%
61
On the Rockshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.8%
62
Thenhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.8%
63
We Are Starfreighthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.8%
64
In Contemplation of Eons
Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
1.9%
65
Reclamationhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.9%
66
Arconaut
Descend 50 strata deep.
1.9%
67
Caves of Qud
Beat the game.
1.9%
68
Friend to Fungi
Host three different fungal infections at once.
2.0%
69
Rainbow Readinghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.0%
70
Was It Something I Said?
Invoke the Chaos Spiel.
2.1%
71
The Quasar Mindhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.2%
72
Glimmer of Truthhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.2%
73
The Golemhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.3%
74
Go on. Do it.
Wield the amaranthine prism.
2.4%
75
Cosmo-Chrononauthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.4%
76
Aleph
Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.
2.4%
77
You Becamehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.5%
78
Mechanimist Reformer
Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.
2.7%
79
Pyramid Scheme
Kill a chrome pyramid.
2.8%
80
Donation Level: Kasaphescence
Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
3.0%
81
Me, Myself, and I
Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
3.1%
82
All the Leaves are Greyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.2%
83
Biographer
Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
3.3%
84
The Tragedyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.3%
85
Five-Sludge Monte
Kill a pentasludge.
3.4%
86
Goat Simulator
Project your mind into a goat's body.
3.5%
87
Footloosehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.5%
88
Aaaaaaaaargh!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.5%
89
Tomb of the Eatershidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.5%
90
A Clammy Receptionhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.6%
91
Hole Like a Headhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.7%
92
Rocket Bear
Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
3.7%
93
To Thine Own Self Be True
Wear your own severed face on your face.
3.8%
94
The Spirit of Vengeance
Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
3.9%
95
Star-Eye Esperhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.9%
96
0 for 2hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.2%
97
You Recamehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.4%
98
Love Thyself
Fall in love with yourself.
4.5%
99
Absolute Unit
Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
4.5%
100
*gulp*hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.5%
101
Dawnglider
Become auroral.
4.6%
102
Pax Klanq, I Presume?hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.6%
103
The Historyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.1%
104
Psst.hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.2%
105
Eat an Entire Bear
Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
5.3%
106
Tongue in Cheekhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.4%
107
A Call to Armshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.9%
108
Knight Conical
Recover Stopsvalinn.
6.1%
109
The Earl of Omonporchhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.1%
110
The Sonnethidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.2%
111
Oopshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.3%
112
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1
Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
6.4%
113
There Can Be Only One
Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
6.5%
114
Starry Demise
Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
6.8%
115
Mutagenic Mastery
Advance a mutation to level 15.
6.9%
116
Metal Pedalhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.0%
117
Three-Sludge Monte
Kill a trisludge.
7.2%
118
Oathbreakerhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.4%
119
Decoding the Signalhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.7%
120
Your Better Halfhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.8%
121
The Comedyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.8%
122
What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.9%
123
Mumblecore
Learn a secret from the microbiome.
7.9%
124
Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours
Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
8.0%
125
Red Rock Hazing Ritualhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
8.3%
126
Shoot.hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
8.7%
127
Quiet This Metal
Speak to the alchemist.
8.9%
128
Open Your Mind
Have your head explode.
9.2%
129
Live and Ink
Tattoo yourself.
9.3%
130
Free Fallinghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.5%
131
Say No Morehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.6%
132
So Powerful is the Charm of Wordshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.9%
133
Dark Tidings
Foresee your own death.
11%
134
You Are Becominghidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
135
Six Arms None the Richer
Have six arms.
12%
136
Synolymbhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
137
More than a Willing Spirit
Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
12%
138
Proteus
Have 10 mutations.
13%
139
Sight Older Than Sighthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
13%
140
That Was Nicehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
15%
141
A Bond Knit with Trust
Become loved by a faction.
17%
142
What With the Disembowelment and All
Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
17%
143
Raisins in the Layer Cake
Recover a relic from a historic site.
18%
144
Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!
Help Argyve build the contraption.
22%
145
Waterpipe and Rest
Smoke from a hookah.
24%
146
May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble
Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
25%
147
Litteratushidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
29%
148
What's Eating the Watervine?
Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
35%
149
Jawsnapper
Kill 100 snapjaws.
39%
150
Welcome to Qudhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
69%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Caves of Qud, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Caves of Qud.