Every achievement in I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Ok. It's Done. Don't Wait For Post-Credits Scene. We Don't Have Any Budget Left. Hope to See You Again. Thank You, Bye!
Complete the main story
0.5%

A Slice Of Another Dimension
Cook a Lucid Pizza
1.1%

These Aren't All For Cooking, Right?
Collect 3 different mushrooms
1.5%

Loyalty Points On The Dark Side
Buy 100 shady items
1.6%

No Questions About The Topppings
Serve 10 Shady Pizzas
1.7%

Smooth Criminal
Earn 1000 BTC from shady quests
3.1%

Guess I'm A Gold Digger Now
Dig ground to find chests
4.5%

This Is How I Roll
Crash your skateboard for the first time
5.8%

A Little Too Well Done
Overcook pizza 10 times
7.6%

Fifty Shades Of Shady
Complete 50 shady quests
8.8%

Special Delivery, Extra Mutagen
Serve three pizzas to the strange people in the sewers.
12%

Always Pays His Debts
Pay half of your debt
12%

Fully Encrypted Dough
Unlock every talent in the dark web skill tree.
13%

Some Hands-On Customer Service
Personally deliver 5 different Dark Web items to customers
14%

Let It Cook!
Serve a pizza from the automated pizza oven for the first time.
15%

Some Passive Aggressive Income
Collect money from a vending machine for the first time.
21%

So You Give The Orders Now Huh?
Hire an employee for the first time.
21%

Show Me The Money
Earn 100,000 from business
21%

Oh Okay, I Guess It Helps Me Get Away
Buy yourself a skateboard.
21%

Expanding Your Territory
Unlock the vending machines.
23%

Enjoy Your Break
Get killed for the first time
30%

Pay Attention to Details
Decorate your shop for the first time
42%

Like a Ferris Wheel
Serve 19 pizzas to CaseOh
48%

To The Moon!
Trade Bitcoin for the first time
59%

Stay Cool Stay Focused
Complete 20 shady quests
67%

What's Your Favorite Topping
Serve pizzas 25 times
81%

Are You a Fashion Victim?
Buy a costume for the first time.
83%

A Sucker Punch?
Punch an NPC for the first time
91%

You Made It Through
Survive the first day.
92%

Things Got Serious
Find out why you're here.
94%

I'm Just Here For The Pizza
Serve a pizza for the first time
95%

Get Your Hands Dirty
Complete the first shady trade deal
95%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.