Every achievement in Lair of the Clockwork God, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Supplemental Emotion: Boundary Confrontation
Comment on four invisible walls
2.2%

Supplemental Emotion: Acute Stress Response
Get a different kind of angry
2.3%

Supplemental Emotion: ChronophobiaHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.3%

Supplemental Emotion: Taste Acquisition
Taste all the flavours of lollipop
3.3%

Supplemental Emotion: PrecognitionHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
3.3%

Supplemental Emotion: Autodidactism
Read all the Luxomails
3.4%

Supplemental Emotion: Positive Anthropomorphism
Get Hairy Palms
3.7%

Supplemental Emotion: Personal Connections
Discover Balloon-Head's origin story
4.8%

Supplemental Emotion: Healthy Competition
Beat the Choo-Choo Train
5.3%

Supplemental Emotion: Darwinian Instinct
Make it through the final escape without dying
5.3%

Supplemental Emotion: Self-Satisfaction
Look at you, so so clever breaking the rules.
7.2%

Supplemental Emotion: Technocronos Syndrome
Watch 100 splash logos
7.6%

Supplemental Emotion: Gripless
Just barely get a grip.
7.6%

Supplemental Emotion: Cultural Bonding
The Army Of Daftness
7.6%

Supplemental Emotion: Laziness
Teleport a very small distance
15%

Supplemental Emotion: Urban Acclimitisation
Make it through London without dying
19%

Supplemental Emotion: Hyper-misanthropyHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
21%

Supplemental Emotion: Sucrotic Lust
Kill 30 pinions
23%

Supplemental Emotion: Passive Aggression
Give Ben both barrels
23%

Supplemental Emotion: Empathetic Projection
Turn Vi four colours
26%

Supplemental Emotion: Disgust
Find the worst joke in the game
38%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Lair of the Clockwork God, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.