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L.A. Noire achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in L.A. Noire, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Auto Fanatic
1.5%
of players
- Achievements
- 60
- Rarest
- 1.5%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 14
- Average completion
- 20%
1
Auto Fanatic
Drive every vehicle in the city.
1.5%
2
The City Of The Angels
Reach 100% Game Complete.
1.6%
3
Hollywoodland
Find and inspect all gold film reels.
1.6%
4
Public Menace
Rack up $47,000 in penalties during a single story case.
1.7%
5
Bulletproof WindshieldHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
1.7%
6
Star Map
Discover all landmark locations around the city.
2.0%
7
Roscoe And Friends
Kill at least one bad guy with every gun.
2.2%
8
The Long Arm Of The Law
Complete all street crime cases.
2.4%
9
Shamus To The Stars
Complete all story cases with a five star rating.
2.4%
10
The Moose
Follow Candy Edwards without using cover or incognito, except when starting or picking up the tail.
2.8%
11
Chop ShopHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.8%
12
The Hunch
Use four intuition points in a single interview session, correctly branching each question.
3.9%
13
Give My RegardsHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
4.2%
14
FakelooHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
4.6%
15
High FlyerHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
5.4%
16
Miles On The Clock
Drive more than 194.7 miles.
5.7%
17
Auto Collector
Drive 40 different vehicles.
5.8%
18
Chauffeur ServiceHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.8%
19
Forcible Rear EntryHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
7.4%
20
Magpie
Find and inspect 95% of all clues.
8.0%
21
Out Of The Frying PanHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
8.1%
22
The Fighting SixthHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
9.8%
23
The Brass
Achieve maximum rank.
9.9%
24
Johnny On The Spot
Respond to 20 street crime cases.
10%
25
A Good-Looking CorpseHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
11%
26
The Big Unfriendly
Complete 'Nicholson Electroplating'.
11%
27
Skeletons In The IceboxHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
12%
28
The Nose KnowsHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
12%
29
Moth To A FlameHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
13%
30
HucksterHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
13%
31
Soup In The PotHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
13%
32
Eight Million Stories
Complete 'The Naked City'.
14%
33
No Rest For The WickedHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
15%
34
Every Herb Bearing Seed
Complete 'Reefer Madness'.
16%
35
Spare A DimeHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
16%
36
Dead Men Are Heavier
Shoot and kill a total of 100 bad guys.
16%
37
Femme ImbécileHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
17%
38
Lead Foot
Keep the needle above 80mph for more than ten seconds while driving.
18%
39
Not So Hasty
Stop a fleeing suspect with a warning shot as an LAPD Detective.
20%
40
Wooden Overcoats
Bring down a total of 30 bad guys with head shots.
21%
41
The Simple Art of MurderHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
22%
42
Nowhere In A HurryHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
27%
43
Asphalt Jungle
Chase down and tackle a fleeing suspect on foot as an LAPD Detective.
28%
44
Keep A Lid On
Complete a brawl without losing your hat as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
32%
45
Round HeelsHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
33%
46
Stab-RiteHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
34%
47
The Third Degree
Correctly branch every question in every interview in a single story case.
34%
48
Racing For PinksHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
34%
49
Traffic Stop
Disable a suspect vehicle with help from your partner.
34%
50
The Printer's Devil
Complete 'A Slip of the Tongue'.
36%
51
Paved With Good IntentionsHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
37%
52
The Up And Up
Complete a story case with a five star rating.
38%
53
Auto Enthusiast
Drive 5 different vehicles.
40%
54
The Shadow
Tail a suspect without being spotted, in a single case.
45%
55
Golden Boy
Clear a case finding every clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
47%
56
The Straight Dope
Use evidence to prove a lie as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
58%
57
A Cop On Every Corner
Complete a single street crime case.
61%
58
The Plot Thickens
Find and solve an inspection puzzle.
62%
59
One For The File
Find and inspect a clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
65%
60
Police AcademyHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
68%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own L.A. Noire, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.