L.A. Noire/Achievements
L.A. Noire achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
60
Rarest
1.5%
Ultra rare (<5%)
14
Avg. completion
20%
1
Auto Fanatic
Drive every vehicle in the city.
1.5%
2
The City Of The Angels
Reach 100% Game Complete.
1.6%
3
Hollywoodland
Find and inspect all gold film reels.
1.6%
4
Bulletproof Windshieldhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.6%
5
Public Menace
Rack up $47,000 in penalties during a single story case.
1.7%
6
Star Map
Discover all landmark locations around the city.
2.0%
7
Roscoe And Friends
Kill at least one bad guy with every gun.
2.2%
8
The Long Arm Of The Law
Complete all street crime cases.
2.4%
9
Shamus To The Stars
Complete all story cases with a five star rating.
2.4%
10
The Moose
Follow Candy Edwards without using cover or incognito, except when starting or picking up the tail.
2.8%
11
Chop Shophidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.8%
12
The Hunch
Use four intuition points in a single interview session, correctly branching each question.
3.8%
13
Give My Regardshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.2%
14
Fakeloohidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.6%
15
High Flyerhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.4%
16
Miles On The Clock
Drive more than 194.7 miles.
5.7%
17
Auto Collector
Drive 40 different vehicles.
5.8%
18
Chauffeur Servicehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.7%
19
Forcible Rear Entryhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.3%
20
Magpie
Find and inspect 95% of all clues.
7.9%
21
Out Of The Frying Panhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
8.1%
22
The Brass
Achieve maximum rank.
9.8%
23
The Fighting Sixthhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.8%
24
Johnny On The Spot
Respond to 20 street crime cases.
10%
25
A Good-Looking Corpsehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
11%
26
The Big Unfriendly
Complete 'Nicholson Electroplating'.
11%
27
Skeletons In The Iceboxhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
28
The Nose Knowshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
29
Moth To A Flamehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
13%
30
Hucksterhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
13%
31
Soup In The Pothidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
13%
32
Eight Million Stories
Complete 'The Naked City'.
14%
33
No Rest For The Wickedhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
15%
34
Every Herb Bearing Seed
Complete 'Reefer Madness'.
16%
35
Spare A Dimehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
16%
36
Dead Men Are Heavier
Shoot and kill a total of 100 bad guys.
16%
37
Femme Imbécilehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
17%
38
Lead Foot
Keep the needle above 80mph for more than ten seconds while driving.
18%
39
Not So Hasty
Stop a fleeing suspect with a warning shot as an LAPD Detective.
20%
40
Wooden Overcoats
Bring down a total of 30 bad guys with head shots.
21%
41
The Simple Art of Murderhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
22%
42
Nowhere In A Hurryhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
27%
43
Asphalt Jungle
Chase down and tackle a fleeing suspect on foot as an LAPD Detective.
28%
44
Keep A Lid On
Complete a brawl without losing your hat as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
32%
45
Round Heelshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
33%
46
Stab-Ritehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
34%
47
The Third Degree
Correctly branch every question in every interview in a single story case.
34%
48
Racing For Pinkshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
34%
49
Traffic Stop
Disable a suspect vehicle with help from your partner.
34%
50
The Printer's Devil
Complete 'A Slip of the Tongue'.
36%
51
Paved With Good Intentionshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
37%
52
The Up And Up
Complete a story case with a five star rating.
38%
53
Auto Enthusiast
Drive 5 different vehicles.
40%
54
The Shadow
Tail a suspect without being spotted, in a single case.
45%
55
Golden Boy
Clear a case finding every clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
47%
56
The Straight Dope
Use evidence to prove a lie as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
58%
57
A Cop On Every Corner
Complete a single street crime case.
61%
58
The Plot Thickens
Find and solve an inspection puzzle.
62%
59
One For The File
Find and inspect a clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
65%
60
Police Academyhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
68%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own L.A. Noire, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for L.A. Noire.