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Whateverland achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Whateverland, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Zero game
5.5%
of players
- Achievements
- 35
- Rarest
- 5.5%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 0
- Average completion
- 20%
1
Zero game
Make the date go badly
5.5%
2
Once a thief, they say
Get the bad ending
5.9%
3
Friend or foe
Forgiven't Nick
6.6%
4
Lockpicking Thief
And like that, it's open
7.5%
5
Perfect enemy
Become Nick's foe
8.0%
6
Dreaming of tuna
Make Umaru-san fall asleep
8.3%
7
The magic key
Use the magic key
9.1%
8
Who even raised you?
Crack Francois' box
9.5%
9
Master locksmith
Two is binding...
9.5%
10
A little lie
Tell Ellen she's a great singer
12%
11
You were okay, I guess
Finish the game
12%
12
Inside job
Make Nick show some moves
12%
13
Art lover
Crack the P. I. G. lock
13%
14
Meh
Make the date go okay
13%
15
And they were roommates
Make Zachary and Pip friends again
14%
16
Carpe diem
Acquire the wisdom of Vitas Varnas
16%
17
*Coughs in Russian*
Make Van fall asleep
16%
18
Not gonna get us (well...)
Become Nick's friend
22%
19
Lady’s man
Make the date go well
23%
20
Aren't you a good boy?
Get the good ending
24%
21
Rabbit charmer
Collect every rabbit
25%
22
Harold to the rescue
Your actions did matter after all
26%
23
Out of the closet
Free Nick by cracking the lock
27%
24
Ramen obsession
Cook all the ramen
28%
25
La-la-la
Use Nick's singing to distract Harold
28%
26
All the things he said
Forgive Nick
28%
27
CATS ARE NICE
Pet each cat at Clawdia's place
28%
28
Airbender
Fix the vents
31%
29
A universal language
Play some decent jazz
32%
30
A keeper
Help Francois get his memory back
32%
31
Family counsellor
Reconcile the sisters
33%
32
Beginner locksmith
A click out of one...
35%
33
Handyman
Fix the radiotower
36%
34
Master chef
Cook a superb ramen
37%
35
Smooth operator
Persuade Harold to give you his cheese
38%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Whateverland, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.