Every achievement in Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up
2.3%

I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes
2.4%

I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up
2.4%

I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up
2.7%

Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up
2.7%

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.8%

Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
3.0%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100%
3.3%

Bloody Knuckles
Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
3.6%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100%
3.8%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100%
4.0%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100%
4.7%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100%
4.8%

Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
5.2%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100%
5.2%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100%
5.3%

European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
5.7%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100%
5.7%

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time
6.5%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100%
6.5%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100%
6.6%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100%
7.2%

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies
8.0%

Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs
8.2%

I want to throw up!
Dodge 500 times
8.2%

Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
8.2%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100%
8.6%

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100%
8.7%

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total
11%

Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
12%

Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal
13%

Timber!
Kill the Ent
14%

Free Of Chains
Release all the chains
14%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100%
15%

You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
16%

Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
17%

Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies
18%

Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
20%

A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog
22%

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes
22%

Co-Whoop
Play together with at least one of your friends
24%

I cant stand still!
Jump 500 times
24%

Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
24%

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi
26%

Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs
26%

Hovering around
Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
30%

Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song
30%

Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars
32%

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken
32%

Slimy... yet satisfying
Kill your first Grumpy Worm
32%

I'm going to get a concussion
Dodge 100 times
34%

Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times!
35%

Meetballs, coming up!
Kill a Billy-Goat
38%

Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
39%

You are no match for me, Billy!
Kill your first Billy Bob
41%

Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars
41%

You can't stop me, bro!
Kill your first Shotgun Knight
42%

Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
43%

Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy
48%

Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers
50%

Surprise!!
Buy a surpise from Melisande
50%

Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
52%

My pants squeak when I walk
Jump 100 times
53%

Spare Ribs
Kill your first Skelton warrior
53%

Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob
55%

Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator
57%

Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse
59%

Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark
61%

You're not going to blow me up!
Kill you first Grenadier
63%

Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
64%

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Pick up a Mistlefoe
66%

Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire
68%

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times
73%

Blurry depth perception
Kill your first Sven-Olof
81%

Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf
82%

Up and down
Jump 20 times
82%

That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
87%

Not so hip anymore!
Kill your first Orc Hipster
88%

I like you...but I have to kill you...
Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
89%

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire
89%

Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon
94%

Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
95%

MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob
96%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.