Every achievement in Bloody Service, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

BALLARD'S BEST NOVEL
Maybe not the best... But a good one nonetheless!
13%

UMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Tennis umpires may retaliate. Also, best movie of the saga?
15%

DEUCE EX MACHINA
A really clever tennis pun, even though we don't know exactly what it means.
15%

GRAVEDIGGER
Death is just the beginning... Also the end.
15%

HAWK EYE
Can't zoom in with eyes gouged out!
21%

HIT THE ROAD
The Road is a great book. If you haven't read it yet, please do.
22%

DRIVE
Moving forward!
24%

MATCH POINT
It's all in the head. Potassium chlorate, phosphorous sesquisulfide, etc. Get it?
29%

BURNING MAN
A bonfire ritual to... No, please. That's an easy interpretation.
29%

ON THE LINE
One day you're in, one day you're out!
30%

SEEDED PLAYER
Some seeds are evil.
35%

BAD CALL
Answering it is the wrong call!
36%

ROMANTIC ENDING
Love is in the air... Is it love, right?
37%

SECOND SERVICE
First one missed... But not the second one!
37%

LET
Moral nets may let some things through.
41%

RUN WITH SCISSORS
You know what mums say... So don't do it!
45%

CRUSHING TENNIS
Tennis is a mental game... So crushing someone's head is game, set and match!
59%

NO STRINGS ATTACHED
There's no restrictions to dying. So don't make a racket!
59%

HARD COURT
Hard on the surface, mushy on the inside!
61%

AUSTRALIAN OPEN
A Crocodile done deal!
63%

DEEP SHOT
Had a fighting spirit. A shot of tequila, that was it.
65%

CLAY DUST
Orange is the new black, am I right?
67%

DROP A DEUCE
Just some good ol' in-your-faeces violence.
70%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Bloody Service, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.