Every achievement in Cookie Clicker, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Oft we mar what's well
Purchase 700 upgrades.
5.6%

Endless cycleHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.0%

Seven horseshoesHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.3%

And a little extra
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.5%

Gaseous assetsHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.6%

Rainy day fund
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.6%

Septcentennial
Have at least 700 of everything.
6.7%

Introspection
Have 700 You.
6.8%

When the cookies ascend just rightHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.9%

Seedless to nay
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
7.0%

Where is my mind
Have 700 cortex bakers.
7.1%

Everyone everywhere all at once
Have 650 You.
7.2%

Reincarnation
Ascend 100 times.
7.3%

Keeper of the conservatory
Unlock every garden seed.
7.4%

Bottomless pit
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.5%

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
7.6%

What do you get for the baker who has everything
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.7%

Greener on the other sides
Have 700 idleverses.
7.7%

A wizard is you
Cast 999 spells.
7.8%

Liquid assets
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
7.8%

Sexcentennial and a half
Have at least 650 of everything.
7.8%

Four-leaf cookieHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
8.0%

Green, aching thumb
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
8.2%

History in the baking
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
8.2%

Despite everything, it's still you
Have 600 You.
8.3%

By will alone I set my mind in motion
Have 650 cortex bakers.
8.5%

Fake it till you bake it
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
8.6%

Can we get much higher
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
8.7%

Pebcakes
Have 700 javascript consoles.
8.7%

Black cat's paw
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
9.1%

Sexcentennial
Have at least 600 of everything.
9.8%

Lost your cosmic marbles
Have 650 idleverses.
9.8%

A round of applause
Have 1,000 cursors.
9.8%

No time like the present
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
10%

Debt evasion
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
10%

Last Chance to SeeHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
10%

No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
10%

Max capacity
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
11%

All-natural cane sugarHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
11%

I'll rest when I'm dead
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
11%

Genetic bottleneck
Have 550 You.
11%

Divide and conquer
Have 700 fractal engines.
11%

Cardinal synapses
Have 600 cortex bakers.
11%

Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
11%

In her likeness
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
11%

Hypersize me
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
12%

Get with the program
Have 650 javascript consoles.
12%

Riding the Mersenne twister
Have 700 chancemakers.
12%

Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
12%

Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 550 of everything.
12%

True NeverclickHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
12%

Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
13%

Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
13%

Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
13%

Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms.
13%

Speed baking IIIHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
14%

Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 600 idleverses.
14%

Think big
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
14%

A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers.
14%

Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
14%

Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
15%

Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
15%

In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
15%

Let's leaf it at that
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
15%

Eldeer
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
15%

Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
15%

Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines.
15%

Palettable
Reach level 10 prisms.
15%

Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
15%

Chubby hadrons
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
16%

Alexandria
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
16%

Sierpinski rhomboids
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
16%

Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You.
16%

It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
16%

Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
16%

Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses.
16%

O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade.
16%

The long now
Reach level 10 time machines.
16%

Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You.
17%

Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers.
17%

Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer.
17%

Bizarro world
Reach level 10 portals.
17%

Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything.
18%

I only meant to stay a while
Have 700 time machines.
18%

And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
18%

Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles.
18%

Baby it's old outside
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
18%

Phlogisticated substances
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
18%

No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
18%

Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses.
19%

Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms.
19%

Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
20%

Been there done that
Reach level 10 shipments.
20%

All on deck
Have 900 cursors.
20%

Patently genius
Reach level 10 factories.
20%

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Have 700 portals.
20%

Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
20%

Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
21%

D-d-d-d-deeper
Reach level 10 mines.
21%

Hide & seek champion
Unlock all the eggs.
21%

I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
21%

What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
22%

Spooky cookies
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
22%

Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers.
22%

It belongs in a bakery
Reach level 10 temples.
22%

Know thyself
Have 450 You.
22%

Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Have 700 alchemy labs.
23%

A capital idea
Reach level 10 banks.
23%

Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers.
23%

In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines.
24%

Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
24%

Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles.
24%

But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines.
24%

Maillard reaction
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
24%

Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades.
25%

Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything.
25%

Motormouth
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
25%

God complexHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
25%

Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments.
25%

Sweetmeats
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
25%

With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
25%

Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
26%

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers.
26%

Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals.
26%

Mass Easteria
Unlock 14 eggs.
27%

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers.
27%

Methuselah
Reach level 10 grandmas.
27%

I'm the wiz
Cast 99 spells.
27%

If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
27%

Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses.
27%

Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers.
27%

Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms.
28%

Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs.
28%

The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples.
28%

Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
28%

But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
28%

Army of me
Have 400 You.
28%

Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
29%

Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines.
29%

Olden days
Find the forgotten madeleine.
29%

Huge tracts of land
Reach level 10 farms.
29%

Getting that bag
Have 700 banks.
29%

False vacuum
Have 650 shipments.
29%

Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
29%

Egging on
Unlock 7 eggs.
30%

Bots build bots
Have 700 factories.
30%

Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers.
30%

Strength in numbers
Have 350 You.
30%

Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
30%

Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines.
30%

Sleigh of hand
Pop 50 reindeer.
30%

All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
30%

Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles.
31%

Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers.
31%

That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
31%

Back already?
Have 600 time machines.
31%

Au naturel
Have 700 farms.
31%

You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
31%

A light snack
Have 550 prisms.
31%

Overcrowding
Have 300 You.
31%

Let it snow
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
31%

Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
31%

Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
31%

And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas.
31%

Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers.
31%

And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples.
31%

Life finds a way
Have 250 You.
32%

Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
32%

Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.
32%

Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
32%

Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
32%

Copy that
Have 200 You.
32%

Lovely cookies
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
32%

Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
32%

Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks.
32%

Episode II
Have 150 You.
32%

Resurrection
Ascend 10 times.
32%

More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
32%

The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors.
32%

A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
32%

Born for this job
Have 100 You.
32%

Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories.
32%

What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
32%

Tiny cookie
Click the tiny cookie.
33%

The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers.
33%

Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
33%

Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
33%

Multiplicity
Have 50 You.
33%

Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs.
33%

Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
33%

Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
33%

Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines.
33%

Leprechaun
Click 777 golden cookies.
33%

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
33%

Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.
33%

Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades.
33%

I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
33%

Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings.
33%

My own clone
Have 1 You.
33%

Here you go
Click this achievement's slot.
33%

It's grown on you
Have 650 farms.
33%

You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
33%

What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
34%

Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
34%

Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers.
34%

Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building.
34%

Elder calm
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
34%

Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
34%

Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
34%

They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas.
34%

Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything.
34%

Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
34%

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers.
34%

Wrinklesquisher
Burst 50 wrinklers.
34%

The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
34%

The hunt is on
Unlock 1 egg.
34%

Freaky jazz hands
Reach level 10 cursors.
34%

You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
34%

Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
34%

Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers.
34%

Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie.
34%

And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
34%

Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs.
34%

Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers.
34%

I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines.
34%

The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers.
34%

What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
35%

Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
35%

Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers.
35%

Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
35%

The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments.
35%

Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples.
35%

Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers.
35%

Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
35%

Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
35%

Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles.
35%

The years start coming
Have 500 time machines.
35%

Ain't that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
35%

First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
35%

You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
35%

Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses.
35%

Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms.
35%

Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers.
35%

That's rich
Have 600 banks.
35%

Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers.
35%

Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
35%

Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
35%

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals.
35%

Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors.
35%

Here be dragon
Complete your dragon's training.
35%

A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
35%

We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
35%

The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories.
35%

Murphy's wild guess
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
36%

The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
36%

Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
36%

Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples.
36%

Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything.
36%

Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines.
36%

Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
36%

We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs.
36%

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines.
36%

Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles.
36%

Powers of Ten
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
36%

Now the dark days are gone
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
36%

Checks out
Have 550 banks.
36%

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines.
36%

Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 400 chancemakers.
36%

Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
36%

Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments.
36%

It's big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker.
36%

I've got the Midas touch
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
36%

Déjà vu
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
36%

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals.
36%

Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
36%

Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories.
36%

In the green
Have 600 farms.
36%

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses.
36%

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
36%

Which eternal lie
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
36%

My eyes
Have 400 prisms.
36%

Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
36%

Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
36%

The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers.
36%

Initial public offering
Make your first stock market profit.
36%

Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 250 of everything.
36%

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 450 alchemy labs.
36%

An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines.
36%

Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
36%

Rock on
Have 550 mines.
36%

Manafest destiny
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
36%

Dicey business
Have 350 chancemakers.
36%

Downsizing
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
36%

Space space space space space
Have 450 shipments.
36%

Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36%

My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples.
36%

Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas.
36%

Invited to yesterday's party
Have 400 time machines.
36%

Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
36%

Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles.
36%

Overripe
Have 550 farms.
36%

Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses.
36%

Coherence
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
36%

Ecumenopolis
Own 7,500 buildings.
36%

Just plain luckyHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
36%

At the end of the tunnel
Have 350 prisms.
36%

Frantiquities
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
36%

Reverse funnel system
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
36%

Thus spoke you
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
36%

Spell it out for you
Have 450 wizard towers.
36%

Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
36%

You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
36%

Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks.
36%

A model of document object
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
36%

Set for life
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
37%

Exotic matter
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
37%

Labor of love
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
37%

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 400 portals.
37%

With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors.
37%

Break the mold
Have 500 factories.
37%

Eating its own
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
37%

When there's nothing left to add
Purchase 400 upgrades.
37%

Way back then
Have 350 time machines.
37%

Just a statistic
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
37%

Worth its weight in lead
Have 400 alchemy labs.
37%

Vengeful and almighty
Have 450 temples.
37%

Rarefied air
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
37%

But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas.
37%

Hey now, you're a rock
Have 500 mines.
37%

Out of one, many
Have 300 fractal engines.
37%

Technical debt
Have 250 javascript consoles.
37%

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37%

Overgrowth
Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
37%

Be a lady
Have 300 chancemakers.
37%

That's just peanuts to space
Have 400 shipments.
37%

Save your breath because that's all you've got left
Have 450 banks.
37%

Running with scissors
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
37%

Bicentennial
Have at least 200 of everything.
37%

Infinitesimal
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
37%

A still more glorious dawn
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
37%

He comes
Have 350 portals.
37%

Sedimentalism
Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
37%

The Prestige
Have 400 wizard towers.
37%

In-cog-neato
Have 450 factories.
37%

Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 500 farms.
37%

Last recurse
Have 250 fractal engines.
37%

Once you've seen one
Have 200 idleverses.
37%

Be kind, rewind
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
37%

To crumbs, you say?
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
37%

Harmony of the spheres
Have 300 prisms.
37%

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
37%

All that glitters is gold
Have 350 alchemy labs.
37%

Click (starring Adam Sandler)
Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
37%

Cave story
Have 450 mines.
37%

The Aureate
Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
37%

Ever more hideous
Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
37%

Brought to you by the letter 🍪
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37%

Scientists baffled everywhere
Have 300 antimatter condensers.
37%

Ever in your favor
Have 250 chancemakers.
37%

Holy cookies, grandma!
Have 400 temples.
37%

Works on my machine
Have 200 javascript consoles.
37%

Centennial and a half
Have at least 150 of everything.
37%

The most precious cargo
Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
37%

In the mouth of madness
Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37%

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com
Have 300 time machines.
37%

Make it so
Have 350 shipments.
37%

Defense of the ancients
Have 500 grandmas.
37%

Treacle tart economics
Have 400 banks.
37%

Make like a tree
Have 450 farms.
37%

Jellicles
Own 10 kitten upgrades.
37%

Unreal
Have 150 idleverses.
37%

Church of Cookiology
Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
37%

Too many rabbits, not enough hats
Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
37%

Bright future
Have 250 prisms.
37%

The proof of the cookie is in the baking
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
37%

It's a kind of magic
Have 350 wizard towers.
37%

Yes I love technology
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
37%

Paid in full
Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
37%

Microcosm
Have 250 antimatter condensers.
37%

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals
Have 500 cursors.
37%

Forbidden zone
Have 300 portals.
37%

Pray on the weak
Have 350 temples.
37%

In full gear
Have 400 factories.
37%

More of the same
Have 200 fractal engines.
37%

Up to code
Have 150 javascript consoles.
37%

Negative void
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
37%

Quarry on
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
37%

Heat death
Have 250 time machines.
37%

We're gonna need a bigger bakery
Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37%

Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Have 300 alchemy labs.
37%

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
37%

As luck would have it
Have 200 chancemakers.
37%

101st birthday
Have 450 grandmas.
37%

Mine?
Have 400 mines.
37%

Fringe
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
37%

Panic at the bingo
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
38%

Rake in the dough
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
38%

Are you gonna eat all that?
Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
38%

It's not delivery
Have 300 shipments.
38%

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
38%

And I need it now
Have 350 banks.
38%

Harvest moon
Have 400 farms.
38%

The needs of the many
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
38%

Inherited prototype
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
38%

Grand design
Own 5,000 buildings.
38%

The full picture
Purchase 300 upgrades.
38%

Centennial
Have at least 100 of everything.
38%

A place lost in time
Have 250 portals.
38%

Polymath
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
38%

Knead for speed
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
38%

Ex machina
Have 350 factories.
38%

Fingers crossed
Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
38%

Bears repeating
Have 150 fractal engines.
38%

Ripe for the picking
Have 100 idleverses.
38%

All hail Santa
Reach Santa's final form.
38%

Rise and shine
Have 200 prisms.
38%

The work of a lifetime
Have 250 alchemy labs.
38%

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
Have 300 wizard towers.
38%

Romancing the stone
Have 350 mines.
38%

Clickety split
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
38%

Elder nap
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
38%

Walk the planck
Have 200 antimatter condensers.
38%

Obliterate
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
38%

Finger clickin' good
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
38%

Tonight on Hoarders
Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
38%

Fast
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
38%

Wololo
Have 300 temples.
38%

Million to one shot, doc
Have 150 chancemakers.
38%

Aged well
Have 400 grandmas.
38%

Supermassive
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
38%

Praise the sun
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
38%

Parsec-masher
Have 250 shipments.
38%

He who controls the cookies controls the universe
Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
38%

The elder scrolls
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
38%

You and the beanstalk
Have 350 farms.
38%

No comments
Have 100 javascript consoles.
38%

Spacetime jigamaroo
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
38%

Forever and ever
Have 200 time machines.
38%

The nerve of war
Have 300 banks.
38%

Well-versed
Have 50 idleverses.
38%

Unending glow
Have 150 prisms.
38%

With strange eons
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
38%

Dr. T
Have 400 cursors.
38%

The wizarding world
Have 250 wizard towers.
38%

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?
Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
38%

One...more...click...
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
38%

Magnum Opus
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
38%

Realm of the Mad God
Have 200 portals.
38%

Transcendence
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
38%

The land of milk and cookies
Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
38%

Modern times
Have 300 factories.
38%

Base 10
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
38%

Molecular maestro
Have 150 antimatter condensers.
38%

And beyond
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
38%

The secrets of the universe
Have 200 alchemy labs.
38%

Hocus pocus
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
38%

To oldly go
Have 350 grandmas.
38%

Zealotry
Have 250 temples.
38%

The Abakening
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
38%

The sum of its parts
Have 100 fractal engines.
38%

Mathematician
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
38%

New world order
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
38%

How?
Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
38%

Freak fracking
Have 300 mines.
38%

Time duke
Have 150 time machines.
39%

Vested interest
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
39%

Acquire currency
Have 250 banks.
39%

And yet you're still hungry
Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
39%

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes
Have 100 chancemakers.
39%

Variable success
Have 50 javascript consoles.
39%

We come in peace
Have 200 shipments.
39%

One with everything
Have at least 1 of every building.
39%

Brain-split
Have 150 portals.
39%

The incredible machine
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
39%

Faster menner
Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
39%

Seedy business
Have 300 farms.
39%

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39%

Rise of the machines
Have 250 factories.
39%

Never dig down
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
39%

Magic kingdom
Have 200 wizard towers.
39%

Turbopuns
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
39%

Blinding flash
Have 100 prisms.
39%

Nil zero zilch
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
39%

Speed baking IIHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
39%

Gild wars
Have 150 alchemy labs.
39%

Gushing grannies
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
39%

Tectonic ambassador
Have 250 mines.
39%

They'll never know what hit 'em
Have 1 idleverse.
39%

I hate manure
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
39%

The agemaster
Have 300 grandmas.
39%

Threw you for a loop
Have 50 fractal engines.
39%

Lord of Progress
Purchase 200 upgrades.
39%

Click delegator
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
39%

Fanaticism
Have 200 temples.
39%

Overdose
Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
39%

It does matter!
Have 100 antimatter condensers.
39%

Type II civilization
Have 150 shipments.
39%

The ultimate clickdown
Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39%

Gardener extraordinaire
Have 250 farms.
40%

Lord of Constructs
Own 2,500 buildings.
40%

Extreme polydactyly
Have 300 cursors.
40%

What are the odds
Have 50 chancemakers.
40%

Cookies all the way down
Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
40%

Woops, you solved world hunger
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
40%

It's the economy, stupid
Have 200 banks.
40%

Rewriting history
Have 100 time machines.
40%

Curses and maledictions
Have 150 wizard towers.
40%

Veteran
Own at least 14 grandma types.
40%

Dazzling glimmer
Have 50 prisms.
40%

Technocracy
Have 200 factories.
40%

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
40%

F12
Have 1 javascript console.
40%

Dimensional shift
Have 100 portals.
40%

The old never bothered me anyway
Have 250 grandmas.
41%

Year's worth of cavities
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
41%

You can stop now
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
41%

Organized religion
Have 150 temples.
41%

Clickataclysm
Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
41%

Quirky quarks
Have 50 antimatter condensers.
41%

Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
41%

Itchscratcher
Burst 1 wrinkler.
41%

The center of the Earth
Have 200 mines.
41%

Gold member
Have 100 alchemy labs.
41%

Don't stop me now
Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
41%

Fast and delicious
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
41%

Hand-picked
Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
41%

Alternate timeline
Have 50 time machines.
42%

Need for greed
Have 150 banks.
42%

Far far away
Have 100 shipments.
42%

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour
Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
42%

Self-contained
Have 1 fractal engine.
42%

Homegrown
Have 200 farms.
42%

Clickastrophe
Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
43%

Immortal bakery
Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
43%

So much to do so much to seeHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
43%

Now you're thinking
Have 50 portals.
43%

Ultimate automation
Have 150 factories.
43%

A world filled with cookies
Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
44%

Charms and enchantments
Have 100 wizard towers.
44%

Lucked out
Have 1 chancemaker.
44%

Infinite bakery
Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
45%

Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
45%

Tabloid addiction
Click on the news ticker 50 times.
45%

Ruler of the ancients
Have 200 grandmas.
45%

Cookie-dunker
Dunk the cookie.
45%

Oh deer
Pop 1 reindeer.
45%

Can you dig it
Have 150 mines.
45%

Transmogrification
Have 50 alchemy labs.
46%

Coming to town
Reach Santa's 7th form.
46%

New-age cult
Have 100 temples.
46%

Lone photon
Have 1 prism.
47%

Clicknarok
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
47%

The Digital
Have 200 cursors.
47%

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Cast 9 spells.
48%

Upgrader
Purchase 100 upgrades.
49%

Perfected agriculture
Have 150 farms.
49%

Galactic highway
Have 50 shipments.
49%

Sugar sugar
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
49%

Let's never bake again
Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
50%

Engineer
Own 1,000 buildings.
50%

Timeless bakery
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
50%

Antibatter
Have 1 antimatter condenser.
50%

A loan in the dark
Have 100 banks.
51%

Clickageddon
Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
54%

Wholesome
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
54%

The sorcerer's apprentice
Have 50 wizard towers.
55%

Universal bakery
Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
55%

Friend of the ancients
Have 150 grandmas.
55%

Time warp
Have 1 time machine.
56%

Fortune
Click 77 golden cookies.
56%

Global warming
Have 100 factories.
56%

Oh hey, you're still here
Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
56%

You win a cookie
This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
56%

Early bird
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
56%

Fading luck
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
57%

Rebirth
Ascend at least once.
58%

From scratch
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
58%

Just wrong
Sell a grandma.
58%

Oblivion
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
61%

Shady sect
Have 50 temples.
61%

Elder
Own at least 7 grandma types.
61%

Hollow the planet
Have 100 mines.
62%

A whole new world
Have 1 portal.
63%

Sacrifice
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
63%

Sugar rush
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
64%

Cookie quasar
Bake 100 million cookies per second.
64%

Clickasmic
Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
65%

Speed baking IHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
65%

A stroke of luck
Click 27 golden cookies.
65%

Galactic bakery
Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
69%

Fit the bill
Have 50 banks.
70%

Farm ill
Have 100 farms.
70%

Transmutation
Have 1 alchemy lab.
71%

Dude, sweet
Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
74%

Architect
Own 500 buildings.
74%

Uncanny clicker
Click really, really fast.
74%

Cookie pulsar
Bake 10 million cookies per second.
74%

What's in a name
Give your bakery a name.
74%

Cosmic bakery
Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
75%

Industrial revolution
Have 50 factories.
76%

Clickorama
Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
76%

Augmenter
Purchase 50 upgrades.
77%

Retirement home
Have 100 grandmas.
78%

Expedition
Have 1 shipment.
78%

Lucky cookie
Click 7 golden cookies.
78%

Excavation site
Have 50 mines.
82%

Cookie vortex
Bake 1 million cookies per second.
82%

Of Mice and Men
Have 100 cursors.
83%

Bewitched
Have 1 wizard tower.
84%

World-famous bakery
Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
86%

Clickolympics
Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
86%

Reap what you sow
Have 50 farms.
87%

Your time to shrine
Have 1 temple.
89%

Affluent bakery
Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
90%

Enhancer
Purchase 20 upgrades.
90%

Sloppy kisses
Have 50 grandmas.
92%

Pretty penny
Have 1 bank.
93%

Clickathlon
Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
93%

Mass producer
Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
93%

Mouse wheel
Have 50 cursors.
94%

Production chain
Have 1 factory.
95%

Builder
Own 100 buildings.
95%

Fledgling bakery
Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
95%

Golden cookie
Click a golden cookie.
95%

Cookie monster
Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
95%

So baked right now
Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
97%

You know the drill
Have 1 mine.
97%

Steady tasty stream
Bake 100 cookies per second.
97%

Bought the farm
Have 1 farm.
98%

Hardcore baking
Bake 10 cookies per second.
98%

Clicktastic
Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
98%

Making some dough
Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
99%

Grandma's cookies
Have 1 grandma.
99%

Double-click
Have 2 cursors.
99%

Casual baking
Bake 1 cookie per second.
99%

Click
Have 1 cursor.
99%

Wake and bake
Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
100%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Cookie Clicker, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.