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A guard walks into a tavern achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in A guard walks into a tavern, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Witness
0.3%
of players
- Achievements
- 18
- Rarest
- 0.3%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 14
- Average completion
- 5.9%
1
Witness
Completed all side stories
0.3%
2
Prophecy Fulfilled
Got the main story ending: Prophecy Fulfilled
1.2%
3
Sacrifice
Brought the little girl in Blue Crow back to life
1.3%
4
Go Voyage
Left the kingdom
1.7%
5
Eternal
Got the main story ending: Eternal
1.8%
6
Unexpected Justice
Got the main story ending: Unexpected Justice
2.2%
7
The Return of the King
Got the main story ending: The Return of the King
2.8%
8
Arrival
Got the main story ending: Arrival
2.9%
9
Ancient Fairy Tale
Got the main story ending: Ancient Fairy Tale
2.9%
10
Insightful Person
Got the main story ending: Insightful Person
3.1%
11
Fart in a windstorm
Got the main story ending: Fart in a windstorm
3.4%
12
Reversal of Fate
Got the main story ending: Reversal of Fate
4.0%
13
Confused And Innocent
Got the main story ending: Confused And Innocent
4.4%
14
Royalist
Got the main story ending: Royalist
4.4%
15
No Escape
Got the main story ending: No Escape
6.2%
16
Fired
Got fired
14%
17
Died
You died
17%
18
Money Maker
Savings reach 10,000
33%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own A guard walks into a tavern, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.