Every achievement in Ctrl Alt Ego, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Program Not Found
I completed the entire campaign without installing a single Bug program (I may have collected disks, I just never installed any programs)
0.4%

Towering
I resolved the issue with the Big Fat Crate at THE TOWER (mission)
0.4%

They got what they deserved
I left no hostile robot active anywhere throughout the entire campaign
0.5%

Faster than MindThunk
I stopped the debugger faster than the developer of this game. Time to beat is 3 minutes flat.
0.6%

Entirely Pure Virtual
I completed the entire campaign at moderate or higher difficulty without being identified and without having broken a single conscious robot
0.6%

Severely Advanced Rocket Surgery
I completed the mission 'Advanced Rocket Surgery' on Severe difficulty
0.6%

LAN? What LAN?
I made it through the Legacy Systems firewall without signing in to the LAN
0.7%

Virtual
I completed the entire campaign without ever being identified (except by Mr Bossman during the prologue, but that doesn't count)
0.7%

Conscious robots are people too
I completed the entire campaign without breaking a single conscious robot
0.7%

Chicken
I found a way to skip the Parasite
0.8%

Replete
I fed every single Bug to GOD at The Cloud. All 8 of them. (Bug 22 is the 9th)
1.0%

On a mission
I completed 3 missions outside of the campaign
1.1%

Assembler Avoider
I reached the Merging Station without assembling a new Bug
1.2%

Strict Mode
I completed the entire campaign without lowering the difficulty under 'Strict'
1.3%

No Breakpoints
I completed the entire campaign without Bug 22 ever being broken
1.5%

Ghost.EXE
I defeated The Executor by running a kill script from his PC without him ever knowing I was there
2.3%

Disk Full
I fully WORMed a single Bug program
2.5%

Chicken.EXE
I left The Executor in charge at Conscious Robot Services
2.8%

Stealthy Emu
I reached the end of the Prelude without having been identified and without breaking any bots
3.5%

Unidentified
I remained unidentified during a single chapter of the campaign (not the Prelude or the Prologue)
4.0%

Clean Sweep
I collected all Ego, Worms, Disks and MEM at a single location
4.1%

Loyal
I brought Bug 0 with me to confront the Parasite
4.5%

Programmatic
I installed all available Bug programs during a single run of the campaign
5.7%

I, Parasite
I ctrl'd the Parasite
6.9%

Total Assembler
I fully assembled a new Bug using all the bits
7.4%

Unrealistically Marooned
I reached the end of the Ctrl Alt Ego campaign and bore witness to the best ending in a game ever
8.5%

EXE
I defeated The Executor
8.6%

DEV
I installed DEV
8.9%

Inner Circle
I unlocked access to the Inner Circle
9.4%

Taxi!
I took a taxi to The Cloud
9.4%

Conspiracy
I published the incriminating evidence
9.9%

PAM
I met PAM
10%

Pacifist
I broke no bots during a single chapter of the campaign (not the Prelude or the Prologue)
11%

Gone but not forgotten
I paid my respects
11%

Take that thing down
I defeated the Parasite
13%

Merged
I merged back into the Bug Free Zone
15%

Executor
I left no active hostiles behind during a single chapter of the campaign (not the Prelude or the Prologue)
16%

Assembler
I assembled a new Bug
18%

The Bossman
I broke Mr Bossman
18%

I, MUM
I ctrl'd that there MUM in Legacy Systems
26%

Egonomical
I collected all friendly Ego at a single location
26%

DEBUG = 0
I stopped the debugger
30%

Please Insert Disk
I installed a Bug program
56%

The Wrong Emu
I reached the end of the Prelude
74%

I found a bug
I ctrl'd a Bug
78%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Ctrl Alt Ego, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.