Every achievement in Unsafe Express, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

A Day's work
Meet the quota 50 times
0.1%

Get unsafED
Die 100 times
0.1%

Conductor
Start the train 100 times
0.1%

All Charged Up
Charge 100 items
0.1%

All Charged Up
Charge 200 items
0.1%

Death wish
Use the hook on an enemy 25 times
0.1%

Death wish
Use the hook on an enemy 50 times
0.1%

Hastur was dissapointed
Lose 25 times
0.1%

Hastur was dissapointed
Lose 50 times
0.1%

I was sleeping
Pet Hastur while he is sleeping
0.1%

Threat Eliminated
Kill a friend 25 times
0.1%

KABOOM!
Make things explode 200 times
0.1%

Et tu Brute
Die from friendly fire 25 times
0.1%

Get unsafED
Die 50 times
0.2%

Consumerism
Spend 10k money
0.2%

Conductor
Start the train 50 times
0.2%

Last employee standing
Leave the station being the only person alive 25 times
0.2%

Death wish
Use the hook on an enemy 10 times
0.2%

Cat Lover
Pet Hastur 200 times
0.2%

Hastur was dissapointed
Lose 10 times
0.2%

Threat Eliminated
Kill a friend 10 times
0.2%

KABOOM!
Make things explode 50 times
0.2%

KABOOM!
Make things explode 100 times
0.2%

Et tu Brute
Die from friendly fire 10 times
0.2%

All Charged Up
Charge 50 items
0.3%

Cat Lover
Pet Hastur 100 times
0.3%

Threat Eliminated
Kill a friend 5 times
0.3%

Et tu Brute
Die from friendly fire 5 times
0.3%

Death wish
Use the hook on an enemy
0.4%

Hoarder
Have 1k money in the bank
0.4%

Hoarder
Have 1.5k money in the bank
0.4%

Hoarder
Have 2.5k money in the bank
0.4%

Hoarder
Have 5k money in the bank
0.4%

Conductor
Start the train 25 times
0.5%

Last employee standing
Leave the station being the only person alive 10 times
0.6%

A Day's work
Meet the quota 10 times
0.7%

Suppressing Fire
Shoot with the gun 100 times
0.7%

Who's Unsafe now?
Kill 25 enemies
1.1%

Threat Eliminated
Kill a friend
1.1%

Et tu Brute
Die from friendly fire
1.4%

Cat Lover
Pet Hastur 25 times
1.5%

Last employee standing
Leave the station being the only person alive 5 times
1.6%

Consumerism
Spend 2k money
1.7%

Suppressing Fire
Shoot with the gun 50 times
1.7%

Get unsafED
Die 10 times
1.8%

KABOOM!
Make something explode
2.3%

Who's Unsafe now?
Kill 10 enemies
2.8%

A Day's work
Meet the quota 5 times
3.1%

Suppressing Fire
Shoot with the gun 25 times
3.2%

Who's Unsafe now?
Kill 5 enemies
4.6%

Consumerism
Spend 500 money
4.9%

Suppressing Fire
Shoot with the gun 5 times
6.6%

Last employee standing
Leave the station being the only person alive
7.2%

Hastur was dissapointed
Lose
7.8%

Runner
Walk 5k meters
7.8%

All Charged Up
Charge an item
8.0%

A Day's work
Meet the quota once
8.4%

Who's Unsafe now?
Kill an enemy
8.7%

Consumerism
Spend money
10%

Runner
Walk 2k meters
10%

Conductor
Start the train
10%

Runner
Walk 1k meters
11%

Runner
Walk 500 meters
11%

Get unsafED
Die once
12%

Suit Up
Customize your character
12%

Cat Lover
Pet Hastur
13%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Unsafe Express, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.