Pirates, Vikings, and Knights II/Achievements
Pirates, Vikings, and Knights II achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
262
Rarest
0.5%
Ultra rare (<5%)
180
Avg. completion
5.5%
1
Royal Assassin
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the stiletto
0.5%
2
Bootylicious
Capture 10 enemy chests in one round
0.5%
3
It's A Trap!
Kill 15 enemies with the crossbow pistol while they're under the effects of caltrops
0.5%
4
Hurtcules! Hurtcules!
Win 10 rounds in Glacier
0.6%
5
Polar Bear Dip
In Glacier, kill 5 enemies using freezing water
0.6%
6
Deadly Arts
Kill 2 enemies with caltrops in a single life
0.6%
7
That's What She Said
Finish off 25 enemies with a teammate's assistance
0.6%
8
How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh
Destroy 10 ice blocks in Glacier
0.7%
9
2 Fast 2 Furious
Kill one of each enemy class using mainly your stiletto without taking any damage
0.7%
10
Judgement Day
Kill 1000 bots
0.8%
11
Ghosting
Capture 2 chests in one life without damaging any enemies in between
0.8%
12
Rise Of The Machines
Kill 250 bots
1.2%
13
Assassin
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as an Assassin
1.3%
14
Got Something To Prove Kid?
Amass 1000 objective points as a Bondi
1.5%
15
Anyway You Slice It
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the seax
1.5%
16
Garrison Fort
Cause someone to die by releasing the death barrel in tw_fort
1.6%
17
Pinned Down
Block 10,000 ranged damage with the shield
1.6%
18
Coup de Grâce
Kill 4 enemies affected by a single Man-at-Arms special
1.6%
19
Green Streak
Kill 3 enemies in a fart cloud using your dual wield
1.6%
20
Go Berserk!
Destroy 3 shields in one life as Berserker
1.6%
21
Old Age Doesn't Come Alone
Conquer a territory with 4 other Gestirs
1.6%
22
Watch Me Right Hook!
Kill 100 enemies with the punch
1.6%
23
House Of Wolves
Assist 100 kills with throwing axes
1.6%
24
Skjalg's Surprise Ending
Win a round on tw_fort using the barrel for the last kill
1.6%
25
Green Team
Assist 100 kills as Bondi
1.6%
26
Lay Low Aim High
Kill 5 enemies with atlatl headshot while crouched and not moving
1.6%
27
We're Having Parrot Tonight
Hunt down 20 enemy parrots with the flatbow
1.6%
28
Hiding in The Daisies
Kill 2 enemies in a row using Ullr's Quiver special while pushing up daisies
1.6%
29
Full Measure
Wipe out 8 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
1.7%
30
YeeHaa!
Win 10 rounds in Desertruin
1.7%
31
Once Bitten, Frost Shy
Win 10 rounds in Frostbite
1.7%
32
Holdin' Down The Fort
Win 10 rounds in Fort
1.7%
33
Tug The War
Raise the cage on Townsquare for your team and have your team capture all of the chests at the start of the round
1.7%
34
Feeding Fishies
Win a round in tw_tortuga by getting the last kill with the shark or piranhas
1.7%
35
Premature Detonation
Kill 2 enemies with a keg by shooting it with the flintlock
1.7%
36
The Gutting
Kill 25 enemies using the seax
1.7%
37
Medieval Justice
In Townsquare, kill an enemy with the cage
1.8%
38
Spamalot
Land 15 consecutive arrows
1.8%
39
Raised By Wolves
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your flatbow or atlatl
1.8%
40
Hunting Season
Kill 3 enemies with the flatbow within 10 seconds
1.9%
41
Reinventing Archery
Kill 10 enemies with Ullr's Quiver special
1.9%
42
Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
2.0%
43
My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
2.0%
44
Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
2.0%
45
Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
2.0%
46
Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
2.0%
47
Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
2.0%
48
Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
2.0%
49
Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara
2.0%
50
City Merchant
Win a round on Townsquare while your team has control of all chests
2.0%
51
Long Distance Relationship
Kill an enemy with the atlatl or flatbow from 100 ft
2.0%
52
Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
2.1%
53
Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
2.1%
54
Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
2.1%
55
Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
2.1%
56
Captain's Quarters!
Win a game on te_tortuga in under 6 minutes
2.1%
57
Keeper's Finders
Capture and hold at least one territory for an entire round on te_tortuga
2.1%
58
Absolute Sentiencehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.1%
59
Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
2.2%
60
Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
2.2%
61
Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
2.2%
62
Bondi, Janus Bondi
Dominate an Archer or a Sharpshooter
2.2%
63
You Wood
As a Bondi, collect 50 missed bolts/arrows from the environment (not pickups)
2.2%
64
Beast Mode
Kill 3 enemies with Ullr's Quiver special in one life
2.2%
65
Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
2.3%
66
French Submarine
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
2.3%
67
I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
2.3%
68
Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
2.3%
69
Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
2.3%
70
He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
2.3%
71
Garderobes
Oh, wee wee!
2.4%
72
Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
2.4%
73
Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
2.4%
74
French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
2.4%
75
Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
2.4%
76
The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
2.4%
77
Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
2.4%
78
The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
2.4%
79
Half Measure
Wipe out 4 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
2.4%
80
War, War Never Changes
Dominate an enemy Sharpshooter
2.4%
81
Fifty Shades Of Gestir
As Gestir kill a single enemy by using all of your weapons on them
2.4%
82
War Has Changed
Dominate an enemy Archer
2.4%
83
Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
2.5%
84
Golden Ballhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.5%
85
Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
2.5%
86
John Connor
Kill 50 bots
2.5%
87
Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
2.6%
88
Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
2.6%
89
Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
2.7%
90
Early Bird
Be the first one to capture a territory or booty on your team by yourself as a Skirmisher
2.8%
91
Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
2.9%
92
Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
2.9%
93
Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
3.0%
94
Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
3.1%
95
Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
3.1%
96
Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
3.2%
97
Bondi
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Bondi
3.2%
98
Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
3.3%
99
By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
3.3%
100
For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
3.3%
101
Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
3.3%
102
Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
3.4%
103
Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
3.4%
104
A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
3.4%
105
Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
3.4%
106
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
3.4%
107
Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
3.4%
108
Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
3.4%
109
Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
3.4%
110
Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
3.4%
111
Laughing Out Loudhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.4%
112
Arr, A Little Help Over Herehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.4%
113
Unlimited Power!
Cause 5 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town
3.4%
114
Disturbance In The Force
Cause five enemies to be consumed by restless souls in Gravedanger
3.4%
115
Street Sweeperhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.4%
116
They See Me Rollin'hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.4%
117
999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
3.4%
118
Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
3.5%
119
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
3.5%
120
Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
3.5%
121
Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
3.5%
122
Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
3.5%
123
Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
3.5%
124
Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
3.5%
125
Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
3.5%
126
Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
3.5%
127
Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
3.5%
128
True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
3.5%
129
Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
3.5%
130
Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
3.6%
131
Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
3.6%
132
Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
3.6%
133
So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
3.6%
134
Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
3.6%
135
Ding Dong Death!
Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger
3.6%
136
POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
3.7%
137
The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
3.7%
138
Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
3.7%
139
Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
3.8%
140
Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
3.8%
141
Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
3.8%
142
Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
3.8%
143
Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
3.8%
144
The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
3.8%
145
Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
3.8%
146
Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
3.9%
147
My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
3.9%
148
Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
3.9%
149
Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
3.9%
150
Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
3.9%
151
Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
4.0%
152
Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
4.0%
153
Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
4.0%
154
Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
4.1%
155
Sharp Pointy Teeth!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.1%
156
Kills First, Aim Secondhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.1%
157
I'm Invincible!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
4.2%
158
In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
4.2%
159
Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
4.2%
160
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
4.3%
161
Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
4.3%
162
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
4.3%
163
You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
4.3%
164
Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
4.3%
165
Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
4.3%
166
I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
4.5%
167
Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
4.5%
168
Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
4.5%
169
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
4.5%
170
Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
4.5%
171
I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
4.5%
172
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
4.6%
173
I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
4.6%
174
I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
4.6%
175
Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
4.8%
176
Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
4.8%
177
Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single powderhorn special
4.8%
178
Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
4.9%
179
Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
4.9%
180
Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
4.9%
181
Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
5.0%
182
Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
5.0%
183
A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
5.1%
184
Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
5.1%
185
Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
5.2%
186
El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
5.2%
187
Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
5.3%
188
Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
5.3%
189
Elizabeth Crosshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.3%
190
Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
5.5%
191
Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
5.7%
192
Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
5.7%
193
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
5.7%
194
Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
5.7%
195
See You Next Fallhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
5.8%
196
Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
5.8%
197
Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
5.9%
198
Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
6.0%
199
Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
6.0%
200
Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
6.0%
201
Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
6.0%
202
Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
6.0%
203
Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
6.0%
204
Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
6.1%
205
Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
6.1%
206
Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
6.2%
207
Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
6.3%
208
It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
6.3%
209
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
6.4%
210
One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
6.6%
211
Pitchin' A Tenthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
6.7%
212
Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
6.9%
213
I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
7.2%
214
Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
7.2%
215
This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
7.3%
216
Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
7.7%
217
I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
7.8%
218
Dinahhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.9%
219
Crack Rabbithidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
7.9%
220
I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
8.3%
221
Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
8.3%
222
From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
8.4%
223
Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
8.4%
224
Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
9.1%
225
Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
9.4%
226
Trapped Mousehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
9.5%
227
Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
9.5%
228
Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
9.8%
229
Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
10%
230
Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
11%
231
This Is Madness!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
232
Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
12%
233
Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
12%
234
Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
12%
235
Weakling!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
12%
236
I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
12%
237
Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
13%
238
Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
13%
239
Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
13%
240
Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
13%
241
Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
14%
242
Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
14%
243
A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
14%
244
Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
15%
245
You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
15%
246
Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
16%
247
Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
16%
248
Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
17%
249
Stop That!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
18%
250
Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
19%
251
Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
19%
252
I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
20%
253
Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
21%
254
Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
23%
255
Purple Hearthidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
25%
256
First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
25%
257
I Wish To Register A Complaint!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
27%
258
Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
29%
259
Asleep With The Fishies!hidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
29%
260
The Last Supperhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
30%
261
Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
31%
262
Have A Nice Triphidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
38%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Pirates, Vikings, and Knights II, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Pirates, Vikings, and Knights II.