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God Damn The Garden achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in God Damn The Garden, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Immortal Badass
2.9%
of players
- Achievements
- 16
- Rarest
- 2.9%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 3
- Average completion
- 20%
1
Immortal Badass
Complete the game without taking damage.
2.9%
2
Good speed
Beat game in 15 mins.
3.9%
3
Death to all!!
Kill all talkative animals.
3.9%
4
No Friendship
Kill the Capybara.
6.9%
5
Golden Skulls
Gather all skull collectibles.
7.5%
6
Friendly Being
Don't kill any talkative animals.
9.4%
7
Hard Path
Kill George before killing Tim
13%
8
Spiderman 3
Kill 1000 small spiders.
13%
9
Mercy Guy
Kill Tim before killing Santa's Idiot
15%
10
Secret path
Secret path!!
18%
11
Shut up
Kill Nameless Crap.
21%
12
Quest Complete
Beat the game.
24%
13
Spiderman 2
Kill 500 small spiders.
26%
14
Holy Cow
Kill a big spider.
27%
15
Spiderman 1
Kill 250 small spiders.
34%
16
Welcome to God Damn's World
Get killed lol
86%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own God Damn The Garden, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.