Every achievement in Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Rapid Run
Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).
0.5%

Faction Unfriendly
Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.
0.8%

Rapid R.E.N.T.
Make first R.E.N.T using less than 10 cumulative minutes (of day time).
2.5%

Wilbur? More Like Wilmot!
Complete the final Magpie day in 5 minutes or less.
2.7%

AscendHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.8%

The Full Package
Fix one of every module.
2.9%

Such a Klutz!
Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.
3.8%

It's Just So Frickin' Cool!
Summon the cooler rock.
4.0%

Free Kyle
Release Kyle from his shackles.
4.5%

Wax! Wax Everywhere!
Forget to latch the candle mold.
4.5%

Donut Aficionado
Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.
4.7%

No More Laundry
Find all secrets.
4.7%

Short-sighted
Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.
5.3%

Inevitable
Complete the Cultists ending.
5.6%

Cataclysm
Complete the Hive Inc. ending.
6.4%

Calm Demeanour
Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.
6.4%

Revoked!
Have your Magpie membership revoked.
6.4%

Eldritch BaconHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.6%

Prospector
Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.
7.7%

Hero
Complete the Lawmakers ending.
7.7%

Traveller
Visit all of the VR Realms.
11%

Life Admin
Complete the Empyrean ending.
11%

A Whole Lotta Cardboard
Fence one of every trading card.
11%

This is Your Life Now
Make third R.E.N.T.
16%

Find a Doodad
But what is it for?
16%

Spin Cycle
Open the washing machine.
21%

He Earned It!
Pet Mörk 100 times.
22%

Tow-tally Not Cool, Bro
Do sufficiently badly on a job that the TowBro is called.
34%

Serve That Man
You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?
35%

I AM GAMER
Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.
36%

Grower, Not a Shower
Increase workshop to max size.
39%

That's Not How That Works
Use wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forwards!
39%

Ooh Yeah, Capitalism!
Make second R.E.N.T.
42%

Out of Time
Run out of time whilst a job is active.
43%

Faction Friendly
Complete a job for every faction.
44%

That Was Unfortunate
Be killed by a fatal job.
52%

Buzzzz
Purchase an electric tool upgrade.
59%

Happy Timemas
Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.
60%

All For a Bit of Cardboard
Fence a trading card.
63%

Now We're Getting Somewhere
Make first R.E.N.T.
70%

You're Who, Now?
Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.
70%

A Step Closer to Freedom
Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.
73%

Pretty Foxman
Change Wilbur's appearance.
82%

Station Managed
Use station management.
87%

Zooped
Get zooped back for the first time.
91%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.