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Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Hive Mind
4.2%
of players
- Achievements
- 35
- Rarest
- 4.2%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 1
- Average completion
- 24%
1
Hive Mind
You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.
4.2%
2
Missing Link
People who don't fit in are expelled.
5.6%
3
Escape Pod
Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
5.8%
4
Proton
Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.
5.9%
5
Madtrix
Have you tried to reboot the universe?
6.8%
6
Electron
Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.
7.1%
7
Brown Dwarf
That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.
7.7%
8
Kessler's Syndrome
It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
9.3%
9
Theory of Everything
You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
9.7%
10
Particle
The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.
11%
11
The Law of Robotics
Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
11%
12
Futuristic Manifesto
You didn't have to show the artist.
11%
13
Infinite Improbability
A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
12%
14
Holistic Investigation
The real crime would be not testifying.
12%
15
Anti-particle
There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
13%
16
Work Principle
No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
15%
17
Fabric of Spacetime
As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
16%
18
Band-limited Channel
Filk the music, help your folks!
16%
19
Newspad
There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
17%
20
Quantum
That's quite a bit of money
19%
21
Neutron
Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
22%
22
Star Person
Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
22%
23
Big Bang
Every outcome requires a catalyst.
25%
24
Chrononaut
These relics hold stories from the past.
28%
25
Cosmic Inflation
Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
31%
26
Xenolinguistic
Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
33%
27
Xenomorphic
The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
34%
28
Magic Number
Abracadabra, call and speak!
41%
29
Convergence
Where two can chat, three can chat.
42%
30
Polymorphic
The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
44%
31
Chain Reaction
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
45%
32
Metamorphosis
This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
55%
33
Zoomorphic
The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
66%
34
Big Crunch
If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
68%
35
Neodog
The gizmograph is man's best friend.
86%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.