Every achievement in South Park™: The Stick of Truth™, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2.9%

Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
3.0%

More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
3.1%

Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
3.1%

Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
3.5%

Two Girls, One StickHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
3.7%

No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
4.1%

Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
4.2%

Face HoffHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
5.4%

Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
6.4%

Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
6.5%

Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
7.5%

For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
7.9%

You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
7.9%

PervertedHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
8.5%

Inside JokeHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
8.6%

Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
9.7%

Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
10%

Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
11%

Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
12%

Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
12%

OutpatientHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
13%

Too FarHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
13%

Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
16%

Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
17%

Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
22%

Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
23%

Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
30%

Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
31%

KKK HeroHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
31%

Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
35%

Elven HeroHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
35%

AcceptanceHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
36%

Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
40%

Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
44%

Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
44%

Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
45%

More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
46%

Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
46%

Stick SaviorHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
47%

Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
47%

Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
50%

NonconformistHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
57%

Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
62%

Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
64%

First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
64%

New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
67%

Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
69%

Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
70%

Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
71%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own South Park™: The Stick of Truth™, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.