The Stanley Parable/Achievements
The Stanley Parable achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
10
Rarest
2.8%
Ultra rare (<5%)
1
Avg. completion
37%
1
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
2.8%
2
Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement.
6.1%
3
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
6.7%
4
Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
17%
5
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22%
6
Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times.
39%
7
Achievement
This is an achievement.
49%
8
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
69%
9
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
77%
10
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
79%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own The Stanley Parable, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for The Stanley Parable.