Every achievement in FACEMINER, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Sore Finger
Complete an Infinite Money Glitch run in under 15 minutes.
2.7%

Speedrunner
Get top marks for speed (any mode).
2.8%

Heat DeathHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.8%

Rich List
$1,000,000,000 dollars in the bank.
2.9%

The Visionary
Reach the rank of The Visionary.
3.1%

Glitch Exploited
Finish the story, Infinite Money Glitch pacing.
3.3%

Moral VictoryHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
3.3%

Camera Shy
Complete the game without using any Harvesting upgrades.
3.8%

Overlord
Reach the rank of Overlord.
3.8%

InfernoHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
3.9%

Thirsty
Use over 250,000 gallons of water in a single billing cycle.
4.7%

High Earner
Net more than $1,000,000 per second during a billing cycle.
4.8%

Getting HotterHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
5.3%

Complete Slower Story
Finish the story, slower pacing.
5.5%

Mint Condition
Complete a game without triggering an error.
6.1%

Out With A BangHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.2%

Top Student
Get an S grade (any mode).
7.0%

Nuclear Option
Purchase the nuclear reactor upgrade.
7.2%

Nine Eyes
1,000,000+ cameras
8.2%

The Sovereign
Reach the rank of Sovereign I.
9.0%

FACEDODGER
Process a dataset with 0% accuracy.
9.5%

Worrywart
Buy 10 extra backups in single playthrough.
10%

Big Spender
Spend over $1 million in a single billing cycle.
11%

High Throughput
Get AutoMode to level 100.
12%

Crashout
End a game by using too much CPU.
13%

Burnout
End a game by generating too much heat.
13%

Antisocial
Do not disturb. Mute or pause anything that might be distracting.
15%

The Old Fashioned Way
Manually mine 1000 faces.
15%

FACEMAILERHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
16%

ArchivistHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
17%

Big Data
Process 1,000,000 total pieces of data.
19%

Reality Architect
Purchase 5+ Public Relations upgrades.
20%

Back From The Brink
Get back on track after two negative balance warnings.
21%

Balancing Act
Have $0 expenses per second during the final act.
22%

Scenic Route
Try out all the different views.
23%

Close Call
Have less than $10 remaining after a bill is paid.
24%

The AdministratorHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
26%

Playing With Fire
Overheat your system.
29%

Data Hoarder
Store over 25 datasets at once.
34%

Feeling Lucky
Max out bounty hunter.
34%

Lore Connoisseur
Read everything that hits your Documents Folder.
34%

Shopaholic
One of everything, please.
35%

DJ
Listen to every song in a single session.
36%

Complete Story
Finish the story, any pacing.
38%

Five Eyes
100,000+ cameras
40%

Fort Knox
Max out the Firewall level.
41%

The Chosen
Reach the rank of Chosen I.
41%

Threat Eliminated
Max out the Antivirus level.
44%

Entrepreneur
$1,000,000 dollars in the bank.
48%

CATMINER
Manually mine a cat.
50%

Going Green
Purchase 15+ Solar Panels.
50%

The Architect
Reach the rank of Architect I.
52%

The Excavator
Reach the rank of Excavator I.
56%

Number Cruncher
Purchase the impact predictor upgrade.
56%

The Harvester
Reach the rank of Harvester I.
63%

Perfectionist
Process 5 datasets in a row with 100% accuracy.
73%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own FACEMINER, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.