POSTAL/Achievements
POSTAL achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
27
Rarest
6.4%
Ultra rare (<5%)
0
Avg. completion
19%
1
Sissy
Enable cheats.
6.4%
2
Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
6.6%
3
Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
6.9%
4
You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
7.7%
5
Bulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
12%
6
Mickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills.
12%
7
Peter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets.
12%
8
Boondock Saint
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
12%
9
Holes is holes
Take 10,000 hits.
12%
10
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16.
12%
11
Z for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything.
13%
12
Army of One
Use every weapon in the game.
13%
13
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
15%
14
Get a girlfriend
Complete the game.
16%
15
Dexter
Make 1000 kills.
17%
16
Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
18%
17
From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
18%
18
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
19%
19
Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
20%
20
Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.
23%
21
How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution.
27%
22
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
Commit suicide.
31%
23
Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level.
32%
24
Patrick Bateman
Make 100 kills.
33%
25
Forrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes.
37%
26
Took a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face.
43%
27
And so it begins...
Make your first kill.
53%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own POSTAL, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for POSTAL.