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POSTAL achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in POSTAL, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Sissy
6.5%
of players
- Achievements
- 27
- Rarest
- 6.5%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 0
- Average completion
- 20%
1
Sissy
Enable cheats.
6.5%
2
Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
6.7%
3
Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
7.1%
4
You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
7.9%
5
Bulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
12%
6
Mickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills.
12%
7
Peter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets.
12%
8
Boondock Saint
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
13%
9
Holes is holes
Take 10,000 hits.
13%
10
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16.
13%
11
Z for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything.
13%
12
Army of One
Use every weapon in the game.
14%
13
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
15%
14
Get a girlfriend
Complete the game.
17%
15
Dexter
Make 1000 kills.
18%
16
From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
19%
17
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
19%
18
Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
19%
19
Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
21%
20
Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.
23%
21
How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution.
28%
22
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
Commit suicide.
32%
23
Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level.
33%
24
Patrick Bateman
Make 100 kills.
34%
25
Forrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes.
38%
26
Took a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face.
44%
27
And so it begins...
Make your first kill.
55%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own POSTAL, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.