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Bright Lord achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Bright Lord, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
The Merciful Ending
4.4%
of players
- Achievements
- 105
- Rarest
- 4.4%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 1
- Average completion
- 40%
1
The Merciful Ending
This only makes sense. She would understand.
4.4%
2
Lick Of Faith
The literacy rates are falling. We warned you.
6.3%
3
Pool Nude-ehl
Praise be the chlorine.
6.4%
4
Maid To Order
Serves you well.
6.7%
5
I'm Fine. Yes, Really.
Get your sweet ass off my ass, thank you.
8.5%
6
True Love
Never forget who made you into who you are.
8.7%
7
Triple Threat
What's better than one sex? Two sex, obviously.
9.4%
8
Liza? Miss ya.
Active ghosting is called camouflage.
10%
9
Matriarchal Court
You can't be judged when you're the executioner.
10%
10
Please Skip
I *really* don't have time for this.
11%
11
Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal
Stooping low blows.
11%
12
Time For A Change
Brainrot was not a thing back then.
11%
13
It's Okay, I Guess
Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.
12%
14
Pest Control
Live by the sword, die by the demon.
13%
15
The Two Flavors
The sweet and spicy mix.
13%
16
Protect And Swerve
Some taboo topics shall remain taboo.
14%
17
The Good Ending...?
I guess you're a good guy now, congrats.
16%
18
Bright Lord
Welcome back, Your Highness.
16%
19
Get To The Point
No, I do not need extended mortality on my demon, thank you.
17%
20
Love Is Bright
It ain't much, but it's honest love.
17%
21
Did I stutter?
Negotiations usually require two approvals. Usually...
17%
22
The Lion, The Witch
And the audacity of this bitch.
17%
23
Step Aside, Please
You and your time will come.
18%
24
Excuse Me?
I beg of you, grow up.
18%
25
Love Always Comes
Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
19%
26
Love Is Honesty
We're not a murderer, after all.
19%
27
Nature's Frosting
Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?
20%
28
Loving Touch
Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.
20%
29
Mutual Exchange
Bodily fluids are surprisingly easy to cum by.
21%
30
Love Is…
Bruh.
21%
31
Murder Mittens
The curtain's falling in slow motion...
22%
32
Neverending Storeh
Soap operas have surprisingly little soap in them.
23%
33
Patron Of Saint
Even mortals can make mistakes.
23%
34
Lessons In Tough Love
Just how persuasive your force can be...
23%
35
Tough Love
Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.
26%
36
Lessons In Growing Up
Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
27%
37
Liza? Hey ya.
Bad boys have good moments, too.
27%
38
Pest Under Control
Put your thrust in me.
27%
39
You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...
No sugar, please.
28%
40
I'm Fine, Really.
Reassurance is reassuring.
28%
41
To Listen Is To Care
Too bad I don't really care.
30%
42
Diplomacy Was Never An Option
The game was rigged from the start... or something.
31%
43
Consulting the Elders
Information is the key to everything in life.
31%
44
Patience Is A Virtue
... Shame it won't pay the bills.
32%
45
'Ight I'm Out
Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
32%
46
Protect And Swear
We're a team, after all.
32%
47
Poppin' Bottles
Can demons get drunk? Asking for a foe.
33%
48
Friends And Foes
She's too hot to be mad at, dude.
33%
49
The Unwanted Protector
Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
33%
50
Ask And Ye Shall Receive
I Bless Thee With The Mini Me.
33%
51
Incoming!
DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.
33%
52
It's Dangerous Out There
It's not you, it's my ancient pet demon, honey.
34%
53
Power Struggle
A power vacuum always finds a way.
34%
54
The Mediator
Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
36%
55
The Voice Of Reason
Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.
36%
56
To Remember A Girl's Birthday...
... You only need to forget it once.
36%
57
Man Of Action
Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
37%
58
I Should've Brought Popcorn
... And a pool full of jello.
37%
59
Keep Your Lovers Close
Being a good boy has its perks.
37%
60
No Mercy On The Menu
Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
39%
61
The War Room
Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
39%
62
Pre-emptive Love Strike
Nice words cost you nothing.
39%
63
Expert Mediator
Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
40%
64
Merciless God
It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
41%
65
Say Ahh!
Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
43%
66
I'm Not A Morning Person
... Butt I can make exceptions.
45%
67
Reverse Vibe Check
To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
46%
68
Foe Vs. Hoe
Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
46%
69
Three's A Crowd
Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
47%
70
Too Ugly To Beat Up
Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
47%
71
Merciful God
Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
48%
72
Senior Mediator
She's the true boss of this place.
50%
73
Keeping The Company
Let's exchange body heat…for science!
51%
74
Love Is Dark
Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
52%
75
Front Office Backdoor
She's busy now. Please cum back later.
52%
76
Baby's First Hit
... You guys accept debit, right?
52%
77
Morale Booster
Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
53%
78
Business Is Business
As long as the shareholders are happy.
54%
79
Good Looks Suit You
Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
55%
80
Friend, Not Foe
Chloe, I came to bargain...
60%
81
All Hands On Dick
Free is always a fair price.
62%
82
Midnight Desire
At night, nobody can hear you moan...
63%
83
Blind Love
It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
63%
84
Freaky Forest
Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
64%
85
She's Still The Boss
It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
67%
86
Aggressive Feelings
Good. Very good...
68%
87
Finger-Lickin' Good
No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
68%
88
Impatience Runs Thin
Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
69%
89
Veni, Vidi, Vici
Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
71%
90
Unexpected Ally
Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
73%
91
Good Girl Bad Words
Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
73%
92
The Best Bad Dream
You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
74%
93
Honesty Is Best Policy
Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
74%
94
The B-Word
Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
76%
95
Alliances Ain't Easy
You tried talking it through with Chloe...
77%
96
Good Reception
You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
78%
97
Bratty Behavior
You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
79%
98
Resistance Is Futile
Your mind is now under new management.
80%
99
Love Comes First
You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
81%
100
A Royal Minx
If you want a queen... fuck her.
82%
101
Cellar Support
It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
82%
102
Assistant Branch Manager
As organized as a trail mix bag.
84%
103
Enough is Enough
Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
88%
104
Home Therapy
First session is always free.
90%
105
The Bigger Man
You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
90%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Bright Lord, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.