Every achievement in Dr. Murph, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Running a Hotel Now
Finish Episode 8 - five women one apartment.
7.8%

Saved by the Bell
Get interrupted twice in one night.
8.8%

Pasta a la Murph
Cook a romantic dinner without poisoning anyone.
9.0%

Alien Genitals Again
Turn a date into a 45-minute lecture on Threenuttian mating dances.
9.0%

Three's Company
Repa + Lana + Murph.
9.1%

Not Today, Gay Jim
Rescue Amber from the General.
9.2%

Front-Row Seat
Repa + Lana + Murph.
9.2%

Why Is the Meat Moving?Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
12%

The more, the merrier!
Complete Silvia and Amber event.
61%

All clean!
Complete Silvia's cleaning minigame.
62%

What a jiggle!
Watch Repa's jiggle in your office.
66%

Baby maker!
Impregnate Lana.
71%

Babies?? What babies????
Feed Lana's babies to the chickens
71%

Wow.. just look at that!
See Repa topless.
72%

Whack a ... head???
Repa smaks Jordy's head with a wrench.
72%

Jammed
Getting stuck in Zizi's throat.
73%

Ugly no more
Make Xixi look good for Zizi
74%

A job well done!
Complete Amber's first mission.
78%

Too big!
Use the wrong tool on Amber
83%

Meet Silvia
Complete Silvia's first mission.
89%

Boom
Boom goes the dragon...and the house
91%

Here we go
Open your tablet for the first time
93%

Fresh out of the shower
See Repa in her shower towel
94%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Dr. Murph, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.