Nerd Simulator/Achievements

Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
50
Rarest
0.4%
Ultra rare (<5%)
12
Avg. completion
16%

Shopaholic
Buy every item on Alfazon

Platinum Nerd
Unlock all previous achievements

10K Run
Run 10,000 meters on the treadmill

Mom vs Me
Win the fight against your mom

Maybe We Can Talk
Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task

5K Run
Run 5000 meters on the treadmill

Habibi Kebs
Order every dish from Habibi Kebab

Pizza Hurt
Order every dish from Pizza Hurt

2.5K Run
Run 2500 meters on the treadmill

Friendo-Eater
Order every dish from Friend Fries

Trader
Earn 10K with Big Dig

Einstein
Calculate 2+2 on the calculator

Mommy’s Boy
Don’t move out from your mom’s place

CornHub Gourmet
Order every dish from CornHub

I’m Back!
Earn enough money to move out

Bubblewrap Popper
Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds

Hacker
Execute any command in Commander

All In!
Win a game of poker

Disabled and Happy
Disable your antivirus

Money Up in Smoke
Spend $5000 in the store

1K Run
Run 1000 meters on the treadmill

Wild Dancer
Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake

Token Hustler
Exchange your chips for cash at the casino

Recycling
Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash

Stand-up Citizen
Stand up to the police officer at the station

Protection Money
Pay your first rent

Collector
Buy every smoke game

Amen!
Complete the church service without catching a single bread

Heartbreaker
Talk to every character on Binder

Green Reaper
Harvest your first crop

First Day on the Job
Survive your first day at work

DIY Master
Complete the puzzle

Dealer
Sell your first pack

Stubborn Mervin
Stand up to your mom in the first conversation

Black or Red?
Win your first round of roulette

Bankrupt
Lose all your savings at the casino

Family First
Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte

Tractor Daddy
Mow all three lawns in a single shift

Fighter
Win the fight against El Chupacabra

Cleanup, Cleanup…
Clean the basement

Starvin’!
Reach a critically low hunger level

Fit on Paper
Sign up for the gym

How Can I Help You?
Go to therapy

Picasso
Sell your first painting

Hard Work Pays Off
Get your first job

Golden Fish
Fulfill the golden fish’s first wish

First Poop
Take a poop

What a Nightmare!
Defeat your nightmare

First Pee
Take a pee

IT-Jesus
Configure the Doors XD system
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