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Nerd Simulator achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Nerd Simulator, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Shopaholic
0.5%
of players
- Achievements
- 50
- Rarest
- 0.5%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 12
- Average completion
- 17%
1
Shopaholic
Buy every item on Alfazon
0.5%
2
Platinum Nerd
Unlock all previous achievements
0.5%
3
10K Run
Run 10,000 meters on the treadmill
0.6%
4
Mom vs Me
Win the fight against your mom
0.7%
5
Maybe We Can Talk
Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task
0.8%
6
5K Run
Run 5000 meters on the treadmill
1.0%
7
Habibi Kebs
Order every dish from Habibi Kebab
4.0%
8
2.5K Run
Run 2500 meters on the treadmill
4.0%
9
Friendo-Eater
Order every dish from Friend Fries
4.1%
10
Pizza Hurt
Order every dish from Pizza Hurt
4.1%
11
Trader
Earn 10K with Big Dig
4.1%
12
Einstein
Calculate 2+2 on the calculator
4.1%
13
Mommy’s Boy
Don’t move out from your mom’s place
5.4%
14
I’m Back!
Earn enough money to move out
5.5%
15
CornHub Gourmet
Order every dish from CornHub
5.9%
16
Bubblewrap Popper
Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds
6.0%
17
All In!
Win a game of poker
7.5%
18
Hacker
Execute any command in Commander
7.6%
19
Disabled and Happy
Disable your antivirus
11%
20
1K Run
Run 1000 meters on the treadmill
11%
21
Money Up in Smoke
Spend $5000 in the store
12%
22
Wild Dancer
Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake
13%
23
Token Hustler
Exchange your chips for cash at the casino
13%
24
Recycling
Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash
13%
25
Stand-up Citizen
Stand up to the police officer at the station
13%
26
Protection Money
Pay your first rent
13%
27
Collector
Buy every smoke game
15%
28
Amen!
Complete the church service without catching a single bread
16%
29
Heartbreaker
Talk to every character on Binder
17%
30
Green Reaper
Harvest your first crop
17%
31
First Day on the Job
Survive your first day at work
17%
32
DIY Master
Complete the puzzle
18%
33
Dealer
Sell your first pack
18%
34
Stubborn Mervin
Stand up to your mom in the first conversation
19%
35
Bankrupt
Lose all your savings at the casino
20%
36
Black or Red?
Win your first round of roulette
20%
37
Family First
Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte
20%
38
Tractor Daddy
Mow all three lawns in a single shift
22%
39
Fighter
Win the fight against El Chupacabra
25%
40
Cleanup, Cleanup…
Clean the basement
28%
41
Starvin’!
Reach a critically low hunger level
31%
42
How Can I Help You?
Go to therapy
34%
43
Fit on Paper
Sign up for the gym
34%
44
Picasso
Sell your first painting
35%
45
Hard Work Pays Off
Get your first job
35%
46
Golden Fish
Fulfill the golden fish’s first wish
37%
47
First Poop
Take a poop
41%
48
What a Nightmare!
Defeat your nightmare
49%
49
First Pee
Take a pee
50%
50
IT-Jesus
Configure the Doors XD system
55%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Nerd Simulator, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.