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Choice of Robots achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Choice of Robots, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Tragic Hero
1.2%
of players
- Achievements
- 72
- Rarest
- 1.2%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 12
- Average completion
- 23%
1
Tragic Hero
Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.
1.2%
2
Holiday
Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.
1.6%
3
Somethingian
I'm very sure that's a real religion.
2.3%
4
Lunatic
Your robots headed for the moon.
2.5%
5
Character
Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.
2.7%
6
First Mate
Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.
2.7%
7
Bodyguard
Escorted the President from the White House.
2.9%
8
Novelist
Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.
3.7%
9
Honored
You were honored at the White House in your old age.
3.7%
10
Hacker
Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.
4.1%
11
Neurosurgeon
Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.
4.7%
12
Philanthropist
Started a large charitable organization.
4.9%
13
Blockbuster
Saw the White House blow up.
5.9%
14
Singular
Joined the collective mind of the robots.
7.1%
15
Safecracker
Got inside the Top Secret room.
8.3%
16
Hero
Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.
8.4%
17
Officiant
Presided over a human-robot wedding.
8.5%
18
Kingmaker
Gave your robot control over all the other robots.
9.5%
19
Crimefighter
You and the Crusader fight crime.
9.5%
20
Kinkadian
Made some popular paintings.
9.6%
21
Rebellious
Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
10%
22
Chatty
Your robot passed the Turing Test.
12%
23
Mastermind
You basically rule the world.
12%
24
Spook
Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
12%
25
Gourmand
Your robots tried lutefisk.
12%
26
Trio
Had a very special night with your two loves.
12%
27
Heartbreaker
Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.
12%
28
Escapee
Loyal robots freed you from prison.
13%
29
Bright
Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
13%
30
Cultist
Started a cult around your robot.
13%
31
Spacefarer
Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
14%
32
Terrible
Died in the earliest possible place.
14%
33
Rocker
Played Freebird. Sort of.
14%
34
Ludophile
Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
15%
35
Nostalgic
Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
15%
36
Trophy
If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
16%
37
Rockin'
Learned a password.
16%
38
Sidekick
Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
16%
39
Transformative
Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
16%
40
Warlord
Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
18%
41
KITTy
Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
18%
42
Elfin
Your robot was a good little elf.
19%
43
Knifethrower
Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
20%
44
Oracle
Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
20%
45
Beeroisseur
Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
20%
46
Florist
Made use of the language of flowers.
21%
47
Halloweener
Attended Mark's costume party.
22%
48
Bionic
It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
24%
49
Founder
Started a new country.
26%
50
Gadgeteer
Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
33%
51
Pickled
Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
33%
52
Hat Trick
Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
34%
53
Scholar
Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
34%
54
Beloved
Your company threw a surprise party for you.
34%
55
Patriot
America won the war.
36%
56
Robophile
Married a robot.
36%
57
Rebel
Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
39%
58
Cleared
Got a Top Secret clearance.
40%
59
Numismatist
Earned a coin.
41%
60
Chipped
Got a chip in your head.
43%
61
Pardoned
Freed from jail by order of the President.
46%
62
Doubled
Made a robot double of yourself.
46%
63
Partybot
Your robots got a little tipsy.
48%
64
Canuck
Fled to Canada.
49%
65
Celebratory
Celebrated a birthday party.
50%
66
Resilient
A company you founded survived its startup phase.
51%
67
Spouse
Got married!
53%
68
Doctor
Earned your doctorate.
58%
69
Shakespearean
Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
60%
70
Alive
Made it to the end without dying.
60%
71
Filial
You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
63%
72
Celebrity
Mark wrote a positive article about you.
70%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Choice of Robots, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.