Every achievement in OBEY, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

TLC Extreme Cheapskates!
Spend no money in last 5 consecutive rounds won.
0.2%

CHAMPION!
Place 1st in a tournament.
0.2%

Competitor
Place within the top 3 in 5 separate tournaments.
0.2%

ELITE Robo!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.2%

This can't be a coincidence!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.2%

Cemetary AdministratorHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.2%

Archeologist!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.2%

Yes, Master.Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.2%

THEY JUST... KEEP... COMING... BACK!!!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.2%

It's almost as if they don't want you to get in.Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.2%

Major LazerHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.3%

Robot Lord!
Win as robo for the 15th time!
0.3%

Comeback God
Win after being corpsed 10 times or more.
0.3%

Somebody must hate you!
Get corpsed 20 times or more in 1 round.
0.3%

Not Very SqueamishHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.4%

NOOOOOoooooo!
Get DENIED 10 times!
0.4%

Welcome to Laser Wall City!
Place 100 laser walls in 1 round.
0.4%

Millionaire!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.4%

I can't help myself!
Use laser walls as a corpse factory by dying 10 or more times in 1 round via laser wall.
0.4%

NAAaaaaa!!!
As robo, fire your sentries, flamer, cannon, and rockets all at once.
0.4%

Grave DiggerHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.5%

Zeus!
Kill 4 bunnies with a single sentry shot!
0.5%

Rest in Pepperoni
Die 200 times in OBEY
0.5%

WanderlustHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.6%

Domination!
Win by being first in the robot, and never getting subverted.
0.6%

Party Crasher!
Crash with at least 6 bunnies in the dropship!
0.6%

Mental Breakdown
Use the /kill command while inside Robosaru.
0.7%

Survivor!
Be involved in 5 dropship crashes in 1 round.
1.0%

Terrible way to go.
Die by command line
1.0%

Comeback Kid
Win after being corpsed 5 times or more.
1.1%

Double Subversion!!
From the jaws of death you snatched a DOUBLE SUBVERSION!
1.2%

AFK
Get corpsed 10 or more times in one round.
1.2%

Camp smores
Kill 2 or more bunnies by turning on the power plant.
1.3%

That's all folks!
Have a reign Robosaru that lasts less than 1 second.
1.4%

Nice dropship, it would be a shame if....
Be involved in 15 crashes.
1.5%

If I can't have it, no one can!
Throw an item that you purchased into the void.
1.5%

Dominated!
Lose to a player who reached robo at the start of the round, and whom you were never able to dislodge.
1.7%

Yes, Dear Overlord, whatever you say my most Beneficent Leader!
Deliver 50 or more uranium to the feedbox in 1 round.
1.8%

Conspiracy!
As a bunny, use the /w command to whisper to another bunny.
1.8%

It's the journey, not the destination.Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
1.9%

Raiden
Kill 3 bunnies with 1 sentry shot!
2.1%

Helluva Deal!
Deposit tiny scrap for maximum autopay!
2.3%

Token Thief!
Deposit someone else's hard earned token!
2.5%

Obedience Makes Cents!
Win without being in the robot.
2.9%

Illegal Dumping
Destroy an object by dumping it off the edge of the map.
3.2%

Comp Stomp!
Win a match against bots.
3.3%

Ironic Grandfather Paradox
Get corpsed with your own corpse.
3.7%

Were you AFK?
Get corpsed by a bot.
4.3%

Global Nuclear Waste problem solver
Hide a uranium under water.
4.4%

Your Choice!
Use a battery or uranium to clog the power plant's exhaust, forcing the robot to either destroy the valuable item or leave the power plant off.
4.6%

THERE THEY ARE!
Shoot a fellow bunny with a pointer.
4.9%

Cheap!
Win a game without spending any money.
5.0%

I was on my way to church!
Get thermalized by a laser sentry.
5.2%

I am not responsible for what happens next.
Place a mine right in the drop area.
5.5%

Beating a dead horse.
Corpse a player who is already at the minimum score limit.
6.0%

Watch your step!
Fall off the edge of the map into the void.
6.3%

BOLD!
Subvert robo while wearing a loyalty collar.
6.3%

Improvisation
Clog the MaximumPower generator's exhaust with an item.
7.3%

Clean win!
Win as robo without getting corpsed!
7.4%

Back to the Future!
Get corpsed by someone who used their own corpse!
7.5%

Paradoxical Irony
Corpse robo... with their own corpse!
7.8%

Recycling!
Corpse an ai robo with the corpse of an ai bot!
7.8%

10,000 corpse damage!
You have caused over 10,000 cents of corpse damage to your adversaries!
8.6%

Obedient Bunny
Complete a blueprint
8.8%

Nicolai Tesla
Kill 2 bunnies with 1 sentry shot!
9.0%

Don't mind my corpse!
Walk into a laser wall.
9.1%

Score 1 point for humanity!
Corpse a bot.
9.4%

Campfire!
Kill a bunny with the power plant.
9.4%

Paradox
Drop your own corpse into the feed box.
11%

Denied!
Get killed while you were JUST about to subvert!
12%

Prepared Bunny
You completed the OBEY tutorial, are you ready for action?
14%

Congrats!
Win your first match!
14%

Vulture
Collect money from a player who is already in the negative score
15%

Saboteur
Shut down robo's generator by accessing it's green display panel.
15%

Bug Zapper!
Kill a human opponent with your sentries.
15%

Marathon
You hopped across more than 1000 meters in 1 round. I bet your wittle paws hurt, don't they?
16%

Not what I planned
Deposit uranium that you purchased into someone else's feed box!
16%

Scumbag!
Steal another player's autopay!
17%

Sweatshop
Get a bunny to deliver uranium for no autopay.
17%

Humiliation.
Lose to a bot.
18%

Hold my beer!
Be the first bunny in the robot for the match.
18%

Santa's here!
Deposit a corpse in someone's feedbox.
20%

Welcome your new robotic robot overlord!
Get subverted by a bot!
20%

Slave Wages
Deliver uranium to the robot player for free.
21%

Unchosen One
Die by having your collar detonated by the robot.
22%

Fasten your seatbelt!
Crash in a dropship.
25%

Collar? What collar?
Put your collar in the feedbox "by accident".
26%

Your first Subversion!
Nice Job. Now, search for collars in the map.
33%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own OBEY, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.