Every achievement in Tea Party Simulator 2015™, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

The Tea Boss
Get an 'S' rank in every level, in both Mode 1 and Mode 2.
4.1%

Straight A's
Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 2 levels.
4.1%

The Dude
Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 1 levels.
4.3%

TeaceptionHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
5.3%

Only half a buffoonHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
5.8%

Oops.
Use a frag grenade to end your tea party.
6.0%

Calm Book
Activate the calm book.
6.1%

Bad Show!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.1%

Dead WeightHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.2%

ZombinoHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.7%

Young GrasshopperHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
6.9%

That's Dino-might!
Use the dynamite.
7.3%

Tea, the final frontierHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
7.8%

Over 2001
Activate the monolith.
7.8%

Turnip Surprise
Activate the turnip.
9.1%

Potato Box
Witness the potato box flying through space-time.
9.1%

Flying HighHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
9.3%

Aviators
Activate the aviators.
12%

This monday to friday plane
Activate the snake.
13%

Fish Slap
Activate the fish!
14%

Deal with it.
Activate the sunglasses.
15%

Totally Unrecognizable
Witness the zeppelin.
17%

The Last Baron
Witness the Red Baron.
17%

DesertedHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
18%

Mad Hat
Activate the top hat.
19%

The Fancy Finger
Flip the bird, if the bird were a fancy bird.
21%

You Buffoon!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
24%

Anger Management RequiredHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
26%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Tea Party Simulator 2015™, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.