Every achievement in The Swindle, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Smash & Grab
[THE BANKS] Alert an enemy within 30 seconds of starting and escape with >50% of the cash.
2.1%

Spring-Heeled Jack
Complete the game with your starting thief.
2.6%

Manners Cost Nothing
At the peak of your career, take a day out to victimise a poor person but politely shut their front door on the way out.
3.0%

You're a Mean One
Clear out a poor person's house on Christmas Eve.
3.8%

MoneyBags
Have £5 Million sitting in your bank account.
3.9%

The Hard Way
Complete the game without purchasing the Teleporter.
4.3%

The Ghost
Ghost a Bank and kill every enemy.
4.4%

Stolen Time
Complete the game within the 100 day limit.
7.2%

Lucky Streak
Complete 10 successful heists with a single thief.
7.9%

Mine Furore
Have a CubeBot set off a mine.
8.0%

By George!
Visit an address numbered 1138.
10%

Affront Door
Kill a guard by barging through a door
13%

Caw, Blimey!
Smash a crow through a window.
16%

Butter Fingers
Set off all the alarms because you're rubbish at hacking.
21%

So Close
Die on a heist with 100% of the loot.
33%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own The Swindle, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.