Every achievement in Kelvin and the Infamous Machine, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Real-life time traveler
Start up the game before a certain other time-traveling adventure game was even released.
7.3%

Blasts from the past
Dodge Lupin's laser shots until he runs out of one-liners.
11%

You didn't hear it from me, but...
Find the hidden picture in Chapter 3.
12%

Let's do the time warp again!
Reset your progress on a chapter you've 100% completed.
13%

World's worst hider
Get kicked out of Newton's yard in three different ways.
13%

Did you seriously just GUESS that?
Set the correct combination for the Vitruvian sign without first finding the clue for it.
14%

Dream wrangler
Help the sleeping guard catch the centaur.
14%

Plumbing the depths
Explore the sleeping plant for evidence of a previous meal.
15%

A (semi) private moment
Find the hidden picture in the finale.
17%

If it doesn't work this time I quit
Perform a toast with the mug filled to each level.
18%

If it looks like a duck...
Check yourself out in the mirror.
18%

Librus distractificus!
Find the hidden picture in Chapter 2.
24%

Actually reading the terms and conditions
Listen to all of the bartender's disclaimers without skipping any.
29%

At least he's good at math
Experience every excerpt from Newton's fanfiction.
30%

A meeting of the minds
Complete the finale.
39%

:)
Complete Chapter 3.
39%

Frustrated fireman
Hit the unbreakable emergency glass with the hammer three times.
40%

On the shoulders of nitwits
Complete Chapter 2.
45%

Subito fortissimo
Find the hidden picture in Chapter 1.
49%

DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN
Complete Chapter 1.
51%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Kelvin and the Infamous Machine, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.