Every achievement in Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

IMPOSSIBLE!
Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty
1.8%

HARD AS BALLS
Beat Hard as Balls difficulty
2.5%

Perfect Nerd
Perfected all stages
3.7%

OLD SCHOOL
Beat Old School difficulty
5.0%

Foul mouth
Dropped 100 F-Bombs
11%

Completionist NERD
Collected every cartridge in the game!
14%

Super Nerd!
Found all the armor
25%

Playing with UBER power
Found the Uber Scope
26%

Collector NERD
Collected all cartridges in a world
28%

CONGLATURATION!Hidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
28%

What, 9000??
Found the Swear'n'Scout
29%

Can I fly out of this game?
Found the cape
31%

Max Advantage
Found the Turbo Pad
35%

Totally looks like a sphincter.
Completed the sexforce
37%

It's so bad
Found the Glove of Power
49%

He looks familiar
Defeated Board James
50%

NERD
Collected all cartridges in a level
53%

Undying
Perfected a stage (No deaths!)
56%

Thank god that's over!
Endured the tutorial
77%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.