How many achievements does Genital Jousting have?

Genital Jousting has 28 Steam achievements.

What is the rarest achievement in Genital Jousting?

The rarest Genital Jousting achievement is “Fussy Lover”, unlocked by 1.2% of players on Steam.

Genital Jousting/Achievements

Genital Jousting achievements by rarity

Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first

Achievements

Rarest

1.2%

Ultra rare (<5%)

Avg. completion

10.0%

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

1.2%

Appalling Appetitehidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

1.3%

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

1.3%

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

1.7%

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

1.7%

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

1.8%

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

2.3%

Meet Your Makerhidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

3.1%

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

3.2%

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

3.3%

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

3.5%

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

3.9%

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

3.9%

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

4.1%

Summer Jobhidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

4.5%

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

4.9%

Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

5.0%

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

6.4%

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

6.9%

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

7.0%

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

9.7%

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

11%

A Better Johnhidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

12%

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

17%

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

33%

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

33%

Go Right

Move to the right.

47%

Go Left

Move to the left.

47%

Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Genital Jousting, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Genital Jousting.

Genital Jousting/Achievements

Genital Jousting achievements by rarity

Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first

Achievements

Rarest

1.2%

Ultra rare (<5%)

Avg. completion

10.0%

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

1.2%

Appalling Appetitehidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

1.3%

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

1.3%

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

1.7%

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

1.7%

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

1.8%

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

2.3%

Meet Your Makerhidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

3.1%

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

3.2%

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

3.3%

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

3.5%

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

3.9%

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

3.9%

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

4.1%

Summer Jobhidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

4.5%

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

4.9%

Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

5.0%

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

6.4%

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

6.9%

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

7.0%

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

9.7%

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

11%

A Better Johnhidden

Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.

12%

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

17%

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

33%

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

33%

Go Right

Move to the right.

47%

Go Left

Move to the left.

47%

Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Genital Jousting, refreshed daily. See live player counts and stats for Genital Jousting.