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Cow achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Cow, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
Fully Charged
1.2%
of players
- Achievements
- 52
- Rarest
- 1.2%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 13
- Average completion
- 28%
1
Fully Charged
Hit 15 Boost Pads in a single level
1.2%
2
Ascended All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Collect every single steak across all ascended levels in the game
1.8%
3
Sweet Tooth
Pick up 50 Steaks in a single Endless Mode run
1.8%
4
Outrunning the Inevitable
Survive the chasing wall for 5 straight minutes in Endless
3.0%
5
I'm traveling
Accumulate 1,000,000m traveled across all Endless runs combined
3.0%
6
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Collect every single steak across all levels in the game
3.0%
7
Slow and Steady
Finish any level taking longer than 2 minutes
3.0%
8
Ascended perfect star
Get 3 stars on every ascended level
3.6%
9
Endless Eater
Collect 30 steaks in a single Endless run
4.2%
10
On the Case
Finish all 8 Race levels
4.2%
11
Perfect star
Get 3 stars on every level
4.9%
12
You must be addicted
Play Endless mode 300 times
4.9%
13
ASCENSION
Ascend for the first time (click the title so it turns gold)
4.9%
14
Conspiracy Theorist
Finish a level with exactly 67 Score (The Magic Number)
5.5%
15
666
Collect 666 steaks total
6.7%
16
Golden Boy
Equip the Golden Cow skin
6.7%
17
Inverted
Complete an Ascended Level
7.9%
18
Close Call
In Endless Mode, let the wall almost catch you, then escape
9.8%
19
Useless
Get 10 000 score on one level
13%
20
I'm still falling
Stay airborne for 10 straight seconds
13%
21
I see you're competitive ;)
Check the Leaderboard 50 times
15%
22
Looking good
Roll your first skin
18%
23
Russia changed him
Beat Gleb Olegovich Egorov
18%
24
He's chronic gambler
Beat Vegas the Las Cadillac
19%
25
Is that an airplane? No, it's Vincent!
Beat Vincent the Glidergator
20%
26
The Cook? More like the Cooked
Beat Brilll the Cook
20%
27
Italian peasant
Beat Fortunato Dragonetti
21%
28
Sex
Beat Sex the Tentacle Master
25%
29
MOO
Die 400 times
25%
30
The Biggest Danger
Get killed by spiked balls 100 times total
25%
31
Constant Improvement
Beat your own PB 20 times
26%
32
Hellfire
Stay "On Fire" (Score multiplier active) for 20 continuous seconds
28%
33
You don't like my controls? ;(
Rebind a key in the custom controls menu
28%
34
Rooted to the Ground
Complete any level without doing a single jump
29%
35
Time is Money
Beat your Personal Best (PB) time on any level
32%
36
Shortcut
Use trampoline against Constantin
36%
37
Loser
Attempt the exact same level 50 times without winning
36%
38
Ya like balls?
Hit 10 red balls in a single run
40%
39
Don't Let it Stop!
Finish a level without your speed ever dropping below 20
41%
40
Like a Fish in Water
Complete a level without touching the ground for more than 3 seconds at a time
42%
41
Automated Precision
Finish a level with 0 red balls hit and 0 deaths on your first try
42%
42
Horh
Beat Constantin the Constant
44%
43
BOOOOOOOOOOOOST
Use the ground boost pads 50 times
50%
44
Kickflip King
Perform 100 kickflips total
55%
45
Shuvit Supreme
Perform 100 shuvits total
55%
46
Ollie Overlord
Perform 100 ollies total
57%
47
Fih
Beat Mark the Fishcycle III
59%
48
Fast Food
Beat any level in under 4 seconds
64%
49
New star
Get 3 stars on one level
75%
50
The Magic Number
Score exactly 67 points
94%
51
BBQ Beef
Fall into the lava
94%
52
Well Done
Collect every single steak in a single level
94%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Cow, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.