Cow achievements by rarity

Perfect star

Get 3 stars on every level

Outrunning the Inevitable

Survive the chasing wall for 5 straight minutes in Endless

I'm traveling

Accumulate 1,000,000m traveled across all Endless runs combined

You must be addicted

Play Endless mode 300 times

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Collect every single steak across all levels in the game

Golden Boy

Equip the Golden Cow skin

Endless Eater

Collect 30 steaks in a single Endless run

I see you're competitive ;)

Check the Leaderboard 50 times

666

Collect 666 steaks total

Useless

Get 10 000 score on one level

Is that an airplane? No, it's Vincent!

Beat Vincent the Glidergator

Russia changed him

Beat Gleb Olegovich Egorov

Italian peasant

Beat Fortunato Dragonetti

The Cook? More like the Cooked

Beat Brilll the Cook

He's chronic gambler

Beat Vegas the Las Cadillac

Loser

Attempt the exact same level 50 times without winning

MOO

Die 400 times

Close Call

In Endless Mode, let the wall almost catch you, then escape

The Biggest Danger

Get killed by spiked balls 100 times total

Constant Improvement

Beat your own PB 20 times

You don't like my controls? ;(

Rebind a key in the custom controls menu

Sex

Beat Sex the Tentacle Master

Looking good

Roll your first skin

I'm still falling

Stay airborne for 10 straight seconds

BOOOOOOOOOOOOST

Use the ground boost pads 50 times

Horh

Beat Constantin the Constant

Shortcut

Use trampoline against Constantin

Ya like balls?

Hit 10 red balls in a single run

Fih

Beat Mark the Fishcycle III

Kickflip King

Perform 100 kickflips total

Ollie Overlord

Perform 100 ollies total

Fast Food

Beat any level in under 4 seconds

New star

Get 3 stars on one level

Shuvit Supreme

Perform 100 shuvits total

The Magic Number

Score exactly 67 points

BBQ Beef

Fall into the lava

Well Done

Collect every single steak in a single level