Every achievement in Mount & Blade: Warband, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Kassai Master
You have completed the following achievements: Trick Shot, Khaaan!, Agile Warrior, and Harassing Horseman.
1.6%

Empress
As a female character, become queen of all Calradia.
1.7%

Harassing Horseman
(MP) Kill 100 people with mounted projectiles.
1.8%

Son of Odin
You have completed the following achievements: Might makes Right, The Huscarl, Melee Master/Dexterous Dastard, and Holy Diver/Elite Warrior.
1.8%

Manifest Destiny
Assist your faction in conquering Calradia.
1.9%

Girl Power
As a female character, help a female claimant reclaim her throne.
1.9%

The Huscarl
(MP) Kill 50 foes with throwing axes.
2.0%

Iron Bear
You have completed the following achievements: Mace in yer Face!, Spoil the Charge, Agile Warrior, and This is our land.
2.0%

Ruin the Raid
(MP) Win in Conquest mode.
2.1%

Legendary Rastam
You have completed the following achievements: Abudant Feast, Mace in yer Face!, Sarranidian Nights, and Art of War/Melee Master.
2.5%

The Golden Throne
Rule all of Calradia!
2.7%

Spoil the charge
(MP) Kill 50 cavalry while on foot, the enemy must be killed while mounted.
3.1%

Svarog the Mighty
You have completed the following achievements: Might Makes Right, Choppy Chop Chop, Glorious Mother Faction, and Old school Sniper.
3.1%

Kingmaker
Put a pretender on their rightful throne.
3.2%

Throwing Star
(MP) Kill 25 people with throwing weapons.
3.4%

Lady of the Lake
As a female character, give a companion character a great sword.
3.4%

Mace in yer Face!
(MP) Kill 25 foes with a blunt weapon.
3.6%

Shish Kebab
(MP) Perform 25 lance kills while mounted.
4.4%

Elite Warrior
(MP) Win a round of deathmatch mode.
4.9%

King Arthur
You have completed the following achievements: Melee Master, Knights of the Round, Every breath you take, I dub thee/Good Samaritan.
5.1%

Man Handler
As a female character, Capture and sell three NPC lords.
5.4%

Heart Breaker
Get a character to elope.
5.6%

Queen
As a female character, make your own faction.
5.7%

Glorious Mother Faction
(MP) Win a round of team deathmatch mode.
7.8%

Sassy!
As a female character get into a duel with male lord by insulting him.
8.6%

Choppy Chop Chop
(MP) Slay 50 foes with slashing weapons.
8.8%

Gambit
Land a shot with a difficulty of 5 while using a throwing weapon.
8.9%

The Holy Hand Grenade
Kill 75 enemies with throwing weapons.
9.5%

This is our land
(MP) Your team successfully defended a castle in siege battle mode.
10%

I dub thee
Promote one of your followers into a position of power.
10%

Trojan Bunny Maker
Get the engineering skill up to 5.
11%

Victum Sequens
As a ruler conquer 10 towns or castles.
11%

Autonomous Collective
Be chosen as marshall.
11%

Last man standing
(MP) Win one round in battle mode.
11%

The Ranger
Have a 7 in one of the following skills or a 5 in two; Tracking, Path-finding, or Spotting.
12%

Every breath you take
(MP) In any multiplayer mode have more kills than deaths.
12%

Bring out your Dead
Get one of your healing skills to 5.
13%

Baron got back
Win a battle against a lord or party who previously beat or captured you.
14%

Concilio Calradi
As a ruler have 3 vassals.
14%

Look at the Bones!
Face off against 100 enemies using custom battle mode.
15%

Mountain Blade
Kill 10 parties of Mountain Bandits.
15%

Happily ever after
Get Married.
16%

Mind on the Money
Have two of the following skills at a 5; Looting, Inventory Management, Trade, or Prisoner Management.
16%

Got Milk?
Steal 3 cattle from a single village.
16%

Talk of the town
As a female character, raise your renown to 50.
16%

Calradian Army Knife
Kill 10 enemies with a throwing weapon's secondary function.
17%

Dexterous Dastard
Make one of your ranged weapon skills 250.
17%

Calradian Tea Party
Make your own faction.
19%

Khaaan!
Kill 75 enemies with horse archery.
19%

Medieval Emlak
Become the owner of at least 5 fiefs.
19%

Man Eater
Kill 50 men as a female character.
20%

Book Worm
Finish reading one book through the camping screen.
20%

The Bandit
Raid 3 caravans and raid 3 villages.
20%

Gold Farmer
Amass a fortune of 100,000 denars.
21%

Melee Master
Make one of your melee weapon skills 250.
21%

Art of War
Have two of the following skills at a 5; Trainer, Tactics, Leadership, or Persuasion.
22%

Pugnascious D
Pick a fight with a lord by insulting him or by challenging him to a duel.
22%

Old school Sniper
Land a shot with a difficulty of 6 while using a crossbow.
22%

None Shall Pass
Successfully defend a castle.
22%

Agile Warrior
Get either two agility related skills to 5 or one to 7.
22%

Romantic Warrior
Learn 3 poems from tavern bards.
24%

Trick Shot
Land a shot with a difficulty of 10 while using a bow and arrow.
24%

Migrating Coconuts
Visit every major town in Calradia.
24%

Best served cold
Defeat 10 enemy parties in the snowy regions of Calradia.
25%

Sarranidian Nights
Camp in the Sarranid region of the map.
27%

Help Help I'm being Repressed
Harass wandering peasants on the map.
28%

Force of Nature
You and your army have killed or wounded 5,000 enemy troops.
29%

Might makes Right
Get either two strength related skills to 5 or one to 7.
32%

Knights of the Round
Recruit 6 hero characters.
32%

Morale Leader
Raise your soldiers' morale from low to excellent.
35%

Holy Diver
Kill or wound at least 500 enemies.
36%

Royality Payment
Be granted your first fief.
37%

Old dirty scoundrel
Have a -50 relation with a lord, village, or faction.
39%

Sold into Slavery
Sell 5 people to the ransom broker.
39%

Medieval Times
Enter and win a tournament.
41%

Talking helps
Engage in a conversation with a hero character through the party screen.
45%

Abundant Feast
Eat 6 different types food concurrently.
45%

Good Samaritan
Help a lord or party win a fight.
47%

Get up Stand up
Cleanse the town of bandits in the opening mission.
50%

Community Service
Install and play one mod.
52%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Mount & Blade: Warband, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.