Every achievement in Meme Farm, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

The Whole Internet Has Seen Enough
Unlock all in-game milestones. The farm is complete. The feed is silent.
3.8%

Full Deck Energy
Unlock every Calling Card and assemble the full leaderboard flex deck.
12%

Full Bribe Sampler
Buy every Algorithm Bribe type at least once. The menu has been thoroughly compromised.
23%

Algorithmic Coronation Pin
Go Viral and earn the Algorithmic Coronation Pin. Your run is gone, but the public record has become louder.
31%

Final Viral Myth
Enter Prestige 3 and earn the Myth of the Feed Pin. The feed is officially out of warnings.
31%

Every Tower Has A Fifth Gear
Buy the fifth standard LPS upgrade for every tower. The entire farm has become a patch note.
35%

The Synergy Web Is Complete
Buy every Crossfeed upgrade. Every tower is now suspiciously dependent on another tower.
35%

Subscriber Lobbying
Buy your first Algorithm Bribe. Democracy trembles before temporary multipliers.
38%

Surely This Is Fine
Press the Bad Idea Button once. The lab notes begin with a warning label.
38%

Containment Leak Pin
Go Viral and earn the Containment Leak Pin. Your run is gone, but the public record has become louder.
38%

Micro-Influencer Incident
Collect 1,000 subscribers. Someone has asked for a media kit.
42%

Full Roster Of Regret
Own at least one of every tower. The whole internet has clocked in.
42%

Starter Pack Revenge Tour
Buy all Legacy Overclocks. The early towers are back and charging appearance fees.
65%

No Tower Left Behind
Buy every Legacy Overclock. The low-level roster has successfully argued for relevance.
65%

Balance Designer Nightmare
Buy 100 total upgrade levels. The spreadsheet has begun bargaining.
69%

Spaghetti Economy
Buy 10 Crossfeed upgrades. The upgrade graph is now making its own decisions.
69%

Server Room Smell
Own 500 towers total. Nobody knows where the heat is coming from.
77%

First Subscriber
Collect your first subscriber. Someone clicked follow. Nobody knows why.
81%

Patch Notes With Teeth
Buy 25 total upgrade levels. The build is starting to have opinions.
81%

Fifth Upgrade Fever
Buy the fifth standard LPS upgrade for any tower. One tower has officially gone too far.
81%

Suspicious Dependency Graph
Buy any Crossfeed upgrade. One tower is now feeding off another tower’s headcount.
81%

Old Content, New Engine
Buy any Legacy Overclock. A weak tower has found the late-game gym.
81%

Certified Poster
Earn 10,000 total Likes. Your posts now have regional influence.
85%

Starter Pack Complete
Own at least one of each of the first five towers. The early internet starter kit is assembled.
85%

Million Like Malware
Earn 1,000,000 total Likes. It spreads, but in a fun way.
85%

One Hundred Tiny Machines
Own 100 towers total. The farm is making fan noise.
85%

Like Hose
Reach 1,000 Likes per second. The faucet is stuck open.
85%

Content Industrialist
Earn 100,000,000 total Likes. A factory whistle now plays when you post.
85%

Engagement Weather System
Reach 1,000,000 Likes per second. Bring an umbrella.
85%

Algorithmic Overlord
Earn 1,000,000,000 total Likes. The algorithm reports directly to you.
85%

First Click
Post one meme. History regrets nothing.
96%

First Tower
Buy your first tower. Outsourcing begins. Morale drops. LPS rises.
96%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Meme Farm, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.