Every achievement in Grand Theft Idiots, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.

Yoink
Steal your partner's share during a cooperative haul.
0.3%

Perfect Run
Win a match without ever being detained.
0.3%

Things That Go Bump...
Play 25 matches.
0.3%

Garbage manHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.7%

Speedrunner
Extract your first item within 1 minute of the round starting.
0.7%

Barely Alive
Extract with 30 seconds or less remaining 5 times.
0.7%

Call a doctor but not for me
Knock over 4 npcs within 2 seconds.
1.1%

Big Score
Extract a haul item worth over $10,000.
1.4%

Safety violation
Trigger a fire alarm during a match.
2.2%

Survivor
Win despite being detained 3 or more times.
3.3%

Are ya winning son?
Dominate your friends and win a game.
4.1%

How to play!?
Successfully beat the tutorial
4.8%

Clean Getaway
Extract 5 stolen items in one round without being tased or detained.
5.2%

Yeeted
Throw a item at a player or npc.
8.9%

It smells here
Hide in a garbage bin.
10%

Last Second
Reach the maximum round bonus.
14%

Steal a item
Extract with a item.
28%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Grand Theft Idiots, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.