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Two Point Hospital achievements, rarest first.
Every achievement in Two Point Hospital, ranked by how many Steam players have unlocked it. Global completion rates from Steam, refreshed daily.
The rarest achievement
It's a Wind-up
0.3%
of players
- Achievements
- 61
- Rarest
- 0.3%
- Ultra rare (under 5%)
- 42
- Average completion
- 8.1%
1
It's a Wind-up
Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.
0.3%
2
Diversified Portaloo
Have at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.
0.3%
3
The (Seventh) New Gold Standard
Earn 108 Gold Stars
0.4%
4
Life, the Universe and Everything
Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain
0.5%
5
Strength in Numbers
Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"
0.6%
6
The (Sixth) New Gold Standard
Earn 99 Gold Stars
0.6%
7
Symbiosis
Unlock every plot in Overgrowth
0.7%
8
Greener Grass
Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock
0.7%
9
Character Development
Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios
0.7%
10
You Got All The Best Lines
Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months
0.7%
11
High BrowHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
0.8%
12
Animation & Sanitation
Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24
0.8%
13
The (Fifth) New Gold Standard
Earn 90 Gold Stars
0.8%
14
Serial Collaborator
Complete 50 Research Nodes
0.9%
15
Good VIBErations
Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy
0.9%
16
De-Lux SuiteHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
1.0%
17
Sick-in-the-Mud
Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival
1.0%
18
The (Fourth) New Gold Standard
Earn 81 Gold Stars
1.1%
19
Intensive Car Unit
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery
1.1%
20
Besterizer
Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme
1.2%
21
The (Third) New Gold Standard
Earn 72 Gold Stars
1.3%
22
World 2
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington
1.3%
23
Vote Windsock
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid
1.5%
24
Arts & Plaster Casts
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock
1.5%
25
Days of Suture Past
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time
1.5%
26
De-Light Saving Time
Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme
1.5%
27
Stealthily Healthily
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters
1.6%
28
The (Second) New Gold Standard
Earn 63 Gold Stars
1.7%
29
Rose Amongst The Pigeons
Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators
1.7%
30
World 1
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering
1.9%
31
Environmentally Friendliest
Receive the highest possible Eco Rating
2.0%
32
Curing SpreeHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.1%
33
Busman's Holiday
Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island
2.2%
34
Kissed by a Nurse
Cure a patient with Frogborne
2.2%
35
First Catch Your Plant
Cure a patient in the Herb Garden
2.2%
36
The New Gold Standard
Earn 54 Gold Stars
2.3%
37
Now Even CheesierHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
2.7%
38
Swiss Cheese Hospital
Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year
2.7%
39
High Altitude Health Service
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains
3.2%
40
Furry Good ReviewHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
3.4%
41
Cut Above
Train a World-Class Surgeon
3.5%
42
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T
Earn 45 Gold Stars
3.7%
43
Always Be Curing
Run 50 Marketing Campaigns
5.7%
44
I'd Like To Thank My Mother
Win every award in a single hospital
6.6%
45
Jung at Heart
Train a World-Class Psychiatrist
6.7%
46
Dr Know
Train a World-Class Researcher
6.9%
47
Inter-Countinental
Earn 30 Gold Stars
7.8%
48
Well-Informed
Complete 50 Research Projects
9.0%
49
JUMBO
Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value
9.5%
50
Icebreaker
Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"
11%
51
Peer-Reviewed
Complete a Multiplayer Challenge
14%
52
Generating BusinessHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
16%
53
Two Point Bounty
Earn 10,000 Kudosh
16%
54
Double Double
Have a Level 20 Hospital
19%
55
County-Wide
Earn 15 Gold Stars
23%
56
I. See. You.
Capture 100 Ghosts
24%
57
Low BrowHidden
Hidden achievement. Description revealed on unlock.
31%
58
Bells & Whistles
Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades
34%
59
Teach a Man to Hospital...
Cure 1000 Patients
35%
60
Double Digits
Have a Level 10 Hospital
59%
61
Give a Man a Hospital...
Cure 1 Patient
94%
Percentages are Steam's global unlock rates across all players who own Two Point Hospital, refreshed daily. Under 5% is marked in the lit blue.