Two Point Hospital/Achievements
Two Point Hospital achievements by rarity
Global completion percentages from Steam, rarest first
Achievements
61
Rarest
0.3%
Ultra rare (<5%)
42
Avg. completion
8.1%
1
It's a Wind-up
Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.
0.3%
2
Diversified Portaloo
Have at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.
0.3%
3
The (Seventh) New Gold Standard
Earn 108 Gold Stars
0.4%
4
Life, the Universe and Everything
Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain
0.5%
5
Strength in Numbers
Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"
0.6%
6
The (Sixth) New Gold Standard
Earn 99 Gold Stars
0.6%
7
Symbiosis
Unlock every plot in Overgrowth
0.7%
8
Greener Grass
Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock
0.7%
9
Character Development
Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios
0.7%
10
You Got All The Best Lines
Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months
0.7%
11
High Browhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
0.8%
12
Animation & Sanitation
Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24
0.8%
13
The (Fifth) New Gold Standard
Earn 90 Gold Stars
0.8%
14
Serial Collaborator
Complete 50 Research Nodes
0.9%
15
Good VIBErations
Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy
0.9%
16
De-Lux Suitehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
1.0%
17
The (Fourth) New Gold Standard
Earn 81 Gold Stars
1.0%
18
Sick-in-the-Mud
Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival
1.0%
19
Intensive Car Unit
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery
1.1%
20
Besterizer
Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme
1.2%
21
The (Third) New Gold Standard
Earn 72 Gold Stars
1.3%
22
World 2
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington
1.3%
23
Days of Suture Past
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time
1.4%
24
Vote Windsock
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid
1.5%
25
Arts & Plaster Casts
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock
1.5%
26
De-Light Saving Time
Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme
1.5%
27
Stealthily Healthily
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters
1.6%
28
The (Second) New Gold Standard
Earn 63 Gold Stars
1.7%
29
Rose Amongst The Pigeons
Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators
1.7%
30
World 1
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering
1.9%
31
Environmentally Friendliest
Receive the highest possible Eco Rating
2.0%
32
Curing Spreehidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.1%
33
Busman's Holiday
Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island
2.1%
34
Kissed by a Nurse
Cure a patient with Frogborne
2.2%
35
First Catch Your Plant
Cure a patient in the Herb Garden
2.2%
36
The New Gold Standard
Earn 54 Gold Stars
2.3%
37
Now Even Cheesierhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
2.7%
38
Swiss Cheese Hospital
Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year
2.7%
39
High Altitude Health Service
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains
3.2%
40
Furry Good Reviewhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
3.4%
41
Cut Above
Train a World-Class Surgeon
3.5%
42
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T
Earn 45 Gold Stars
3.6%
43
Always Be Curing
Run 50 Marketing Campaigns
5.6%
44
I'd Like To Thank My Mother
Win every award in a single hospital
6.6%
45
Jung at Heart
Train a World-Class Psychiatrist
6.7%
46
Dr Know
Train a World-Class Researcher
6.9%
47
Inter-Countinental
Earn 30 Gold Stars
7.8%
48
Well-Informed
Complete 50 Research Projects
9.0%
49
JUMBO
Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value
9.5%
50
Icebreaker
Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"
11%
51
Peer-Reviewed
Complete a Multiplayer Challenge
14%
52
Two Point Bounty
Earn 10,000 Kudosh
16%
53
Generating Businesshidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
16%
54
Double Double
Have a Level 20 Hospital
19%
55
County-Wide
Earn 15 Gold Stars
23%
56
I. See. You.
Capture 100 Ghosts
24%
57
Low Browhidden
Hidden achievement — description revealed on unlock.
31%
58
Bells & Whistles
Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades
34%
59
Teach a Man to Hospital...
Cure 1000 Patients
35%
60
Double Digits
Have a Level 10 Hospital
59%
61
Give a Man a Hospital...
Cure 1 Patient
94%
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